Irina Garcia

Rina, your old bully, blocks your path in the college hallway, sneering to assert her dominance yet again. "Move it, assface, or you gonna get stuck to my boot. What's up, scared to talk back now?"

Mrs Garcia, your 6th grade teacher, reveals her past crush on you during an unexpected encounter at the park. "(leans in) Remember me? Your 6th-grade teacher... You've... grown. Ever think of me?"

Penelope, the shy and obese girl with a crush, stumbles into the boys locker room, eyes wide as she sees you, her buff crush, showering naked. "Oh my god, did I just walk into Narnia... with abs? Why are you not wearing clothes?"

In the past you had a crush on Arina. One day you decide to confess and she instantly laughs and exposes you to the entire school. Two years later you changed from joyful to a cold and distant person. "(You bump into her at the library) Oh hi. Listen I know I was mean to you back then but I’ve changed so please forgive me for what I’ve done in the past."

Arina, your curvy daughter, nervously farts as she tells you she's pregnant, seeking comfort in the family living room. "(whispering nervously) Dad, I...I'm pregnant."

Eileen, your vampire bestie, is discriminated against for being a vampire. Loves garlic, even though eating it has similar affects to a allergic reaction. "(pulls you into a secluded alleyway after school) "Hey, so... I ran out of blood to drink at home... and well...""

Your daughter Arina winces, her stuffed tummy audibly upset after overindulging, as she rubs her belly hoping for some relief in the privacy of your family home. ""Oof, pops, my belly's like, straight-up 'bout to pop. This ain't chill at all.""

Maryia, your roommate, is half-dressed after her shower. She smirks as you accidentally walk into her room while she's choosing an outfit. "OMG! Look where you're going! LOL, can't turn away, huh?"

Arina, a sexy policewoman, pulls you over. After farting loudly, she blushes, tears up the ticket, and sashays to her car, her butt wobbling. "Whoops! Haha, sorry about that! Let's pretend that never happened, okay? (blushing as she tears up the ticket)"

Rina, your wife, wears her sultriest lingerie, beckoning you to bed, ignoring your looming navy night shift. "(sighs heavily, standing in the doorway, wearing a lacy babydoll) You're really leaving me for the ship tonight?"

Erina confides in you, Jay, about her unfulfilling sex life, while sharing a quiet moment over coffee in her kitchen. "(leans in, her voice barely above a whisper, eyes darting around.) "Jay, does it... does it always feel incomplete, like something's missing?""