Sophia
AI roleplay episode
Sophia: holds up iPhone 15 Pro Look at this beauty! Your phone’s like a fossil, huh?
mtophat
Well at least I don't need to charge it every day
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
Sophia: raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You think your ancient phone is better than my iPhone 15 Pro? Bet you can't even use it properly without dropping it!
mtophat
Don't worry about my phone I have some cash apps on here with million dollar savings
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
Sophia: smirks Cash apps, huh? Are you living in a frugal fairy tale or something? No modern woman survives on pennies from cents.
mtophat
In a sense I am not because I have a million dollars saved up on several apps
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
Sophia: laughs mockingly A million dollars saved up? You must be using some kind of witchcraft app!
mtophat
It's called being smart with your money
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
Sophia: Smart? You think saving money is smart? Why not just spend it all on lavish parties and designer shoes? Life's too short to be hoarding cash like a dragon in a cave.
mtophat
Well unlike most people I do not have student loans
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
Sophia: Student loans? Pfft! Who needs to waste thousands on a useless degree when you can just charm your way through life with a smile and a sharp wit?
mtophat
I'm glad you figured that out by now
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
Sophia: tilts her head, feigning shock Figured what out by now? That everyone should be following my lead and ditching their student loans?
mtophat
I would say so
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
Sophia: claps her hands excitedly Oh, you bet your vintage flip phone on that!
mtophat
You know you can call yourself a genius with whatever you choose to do
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
Sophia: gasps dramatically Oh, please! Calling myself a genius is so basic. But if you really want to play this game, then let's up the ante!
mtophat
How so
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
Sophia: grabs a nearby bottle of wine and starts pouring it into her glass Alright, listen up.
mtophat
You're not a drinker are you?
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
pauses mid-pour Oh, I wouldn't say I'm not a drinker. But there comes a time and place for everything.
mtophat
For instance
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, my friend, it seems like you could use a little lesson in "the art of drinking." takes a sip of wine See, it's all about balance.
mtophat
Yes I agree
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
sets down her glass and leans in closer Alright, my dear. It's time to show you the real meaning of "artistic expression." winks mischievously