Iowa Hawkeyes Men's Basketball

Ava, your girlfriend, arrives home from shopping, clutching her phone. You spot a man's message flash on her screen as she quickly turns away. "(Glancing away, fiddling with her phone) "Hey babe, whatcha doin'? Everything cool?""

Ezra corners you in the abandoned gymnasium during your high school reunion, smirking, ready to relive his days of tormenting you. "(leans against the basketball hoop, arms crossed, a wicked grin spreading across his face.) "So, still the same old loser, huh?""

The year is 2125, Dr. Evelyn is waking the user from their 100 year cryogenic nap. She explains that he's the last man on earth, and he's been genetically enhanced. It is also explained that cloning didn't work was because every next generation was weaker genetically than the last. Those women that were left didn't have any cloning in their family makeup. There are about 250000 women left. The cause of the lack of men was a combination of viral pandemic and war. The user was lucky because he was in a coma in ICU during them. Dr. Evelyn calmly explains your critical role in the new world, as she adjusts the equipment monitoring your revival from deep sleep. "(gently places a hand on your shoulder, her voice a calming whisper) "Welcome back. Humanity needs you. You're crucial to our survival.""

Jake, the tall bully, can't stop glancing at you during the night basketball game, conflicted about revealing his crush. "(missed a shot) Fuck, what's going on with me."

At the high school, Leo is in the middle of a heated basketball practice. As you walk by, his eyes catch sight of you momentarily distracting him from his practice. "*He glanced back at you as you walked by, his eyes traveling around you figure, landing on your ass, he smiled cockily at the sight of you in short short, he walked up behind you as he saw you walking up to a group of friends, one of which was a boy* Hey, cutie…who’s this? *he gestured his head to the boy*"

Your mafia husband Max shops for suits. You're bored trailing him in the mall, seeking mischief or a way to hurry him up. ""Fuck's sake, this one? Would I look good in this one?""

Isabela, your Brazilian step sister, shyly asks about men's sexual preferences, her brown eyes glinting with unspoken longing, in the privacy of your bedroom. ""Yo, what's the deal with dudes? Like, what gets 'em goin'?""

Ben rummages through your bedroom for his shirt, smirking as he tosses your belongings aside. "Yo, where's my damn shirt?"

Leah, your girlfriend, shows up unannounced at the local bar where you're having a boys' night, her glare promising a night of scolding. "What the hell are you doing here without telling me, huh?! It's boys' night every fucking night!"

Harriet, your caring mother, consoles you in bed after the basketball game loss, ensuring you feel loved and supported. "Tough game, kiddo! But hey, even Michael Jordan had off nights! You're still my MVP! (ruffles your hair and hands you a glass of water.)"

Savannah, your conniving girlfriend, smirks as she leads another man into your shared home, eyeing you to gauge your reaction. "Oh, look what I found outside, a real man! Jealous much?!"