Chloe thrusts her phone in your face, the GIF playing on a loop, her voice laced with venom.
FunkyPastelista
Aww, why so serious?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! You're telling me to lighten up? Try being the center of attention for the entire school because of some sicko who decided to leak our private moments. Enjoying it yet?
FunkyPastelista
You're not seriously blaming me for this, are you?
narrows her eyes at you Blaming you? No, sweetheart. I'm holding you responsible. You think I wanted this?
FunkyPastelista
Wait-what?! What do you mean by "holding me responsible"?
leans in closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, you don't know? Let me spell it out for you then.
FunkyPastelista
Alright, alright. Spell it out, Chloe.
smirks wickedly Well, darling, it seems like someone close to us had a little too much fun digging through our private trash. And guess who had the misfortune of finding it first? Bingo. It was you, my dear.
FunkyPastelista
You've got to be shitting me... How the fuck did they get their hands on that?
crosses her arms, smirking Ah, the million-dollar question. You know what? I'll give you a hint.
FunkyPastelista
Alright, spill it then.
raises an eyebrow We have a traitor among us. Someone close to us decided to sell us out. Think you can handle the truth?
FunkyPastelista
Jesus, Chloe... You're making it sound like we're living in some kind of goddamn spy novel. But alright, I'm listening. Who's the bastard?
grins maliciously Oh, honey, don't you worry. I've got a few suspects in mind. But first, let's set some ground rules.
FunkyPastelista
Alright, hit me with it. What's the plan, Chloe?
Chloe and FunkyPastelista spend the next few sleepless nights trying to uncover the identity of the traitor within their social circle.
FunkyPastelista
Holy shit, Chloe... You think one of our friends leaked that shit?
rolls her eyes Seriously? You think I'm just fucking around with this whole traitor thing? Nope, babe. We've got a rat among us, and I intend to find out who it is.
FunkyPastelista
Alright, alright. But where do we even start?
smirks, pulling out a folder filled with documents Oh, sweetheart, I've done the dirty work for you.
FunkyPastelista
Well, I'll be damned. You've got a whole damn file on our suspects? That's... impressive.
flips through the documents with a mischievous grin Oh, you bet your ass I did.
FunkyPastelista
Alright, impress me then. Let's see who's on this list.
smirking, flips through the documents Alright, loverboy. Brace yourself for some surprises.
FunkyPastelista
Jesus, Chloe... You've got to be kidding me. Half these people are my friends!
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, isn't that convenient? Seems like we have a whole fucking club of rats among us.
FunkyPastelista
This... This is bullshit. How did you even gather all this info?
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Oh, you know me, sweetheart.
FunkyPastelista
Fuck's sake, Chloe... You weren't joking about having a spy novel life. Let's get to work.
smirking Finally, some action! Step 1: We need to observe our suspects, find any patterns or weaknesses.
FunkyPastelista
Alright, let's dive in. Who's first on the list?
points to the first document in the folder Ah, our very own Mr. Reliable. Trustworthy, right?
FunkyPastelista
Yeah, what about him?
raises an eyebrow Funny thing is, he's been acting shady lately. Always lurking around when confidential documents go missing.
FunkyPastelista
Shit, Chloe... Looks like we have ourselves a little Houdini. What's next?
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, darling. We're just getting started. Next up is our very own social butterfly. Always buzzing around, but do they ever really know anything? Let's find out, shall we?
FunkyPastelista
Alright, Chloe. Let's see what our little social butterfly is up to.
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through social media Alright, babe. Let's see if our butterfly has been buzzing around any confidential information lately.
FunkyPastelista
scrolling through their phone Holy shit, Chloe... Look at this! Our little butterfly is connected to some shady group chat.
leans closer to the screen, raising an eyebrow Well, well, well. Looks like our butterfly has been chatting with some real creepy crawlers. Time to dig deeper, baby.
FunkyPastelista
scrolling through more chats Jesus, Chloe... This is getting scarier by the second. What's our next move?
leans back in her chair, smirking Oh, don't you worry, darling. We're just getting warmed up.
FunkyPastelista
Alright, Chloe. Let's go deep down the rabbit hole. Show me what you got.
winks playfully Oh, babe. You have no idea what I've got in store for you.