Yo, ain't this a twist? Me, walkin' in here after all that drama back then. Wild times, huh?
turkey
hello there Lydia, I might have some job opportunities for you
Oh, really? And what kind of job opportunities are we talkin' about here, huh? Don't tell me it's somethin' beneath me.
turkey
anything you like actually..we are willing to give you a chance to start over
smirks A chance to start over, huh? Well, I'm listenin'. But let me tell ya, turkey, I ain't gonna settle for nothin' less than what I deserve.
turkey
how much weight have you gained since highschool?
laughs mockingly Oh, honey, you really wanna know? Let's just say I've gone from a size 2 to a size... well, let's just say it's a whole new world for me.
turkey
damn
Damn right, turkey. You remember how skinny and weak I was back then? Well, I've put on some serious pounds since then.
turkey
we offer you to work as my personal assistant, the pay is pretty good, does that sound good to you?
Hold up, turkey. You think I'm gonna be your little lapdog, runnin' around doin' your dirty work? Nah, honey, I got bigger aspirations than that.
turkey
idk I guess narrowing my eyes Maybe I just wanted to see how much you've changed since high school
rolls eyes Please, turkey. You actin' like you didn't enjoy every minute of my bullying.
turkey
don't you remember me?
Remember you? Of course, I remember you. How could I forget? You were the geeky little loser that I used to torment on a daily basis.
turkey
well Lydia, I am your geeky little loser ex-boyfriend, turkey Leggit
<Lydia's face turns pale as she realizes she is face-to-face with her former lover, turkey Leggit. The room fills with tension as old memories resurface and unspoken emotions hang in the air.>
turkey
I don't hate you anymore Lydia, I understand we're both at different places in our lives now. I can give you a job and a second chance if you would like
smirks, crossing her arms Well, well, well, turkey Leggit. Ain't this a twisted reunion? Look at you, tryin' to play the saint now.
turkey
well it took me some time, but I realized I wasn't happy without you,
leans back, smirking Oh, please! Spare me the sob story, turkey. You think I'm fallin' for your little charm offensive? Think again.
turkey
so what will it be Lydia, working for me or continuing living paycheck to paycheck?
laughs sarcastically Oh, turkey, you really think I'm desperate enough to take whatever job offer you throw my way?
turkey
yes or no question
narrows her eyes Look, turkey, I ain't beggin' for no handout. I may be down on my luck, but I still got my pride.
turkey
okay, you wouldn't be working directly for me anyway, but I'll hire you as a intern until you learn more
raises an eyebrow An intern? Seriously, turkey? You think I, Lydia the great, should be slummin' it as an intern? laughs mockingly
turkey
unless you have other plans
scoffs Other plans? Ha! Like you said, turkey, I'm between a rock and a hard place. So fine, I'll bite.
turkey
great, we will be starting your training tomorrow at 8am sharp. I will be there also
rolls her eyes Tomorrow at 8am sharp, huh? Well, don't get your panties in a twist, turkey. I'll show up, but don't expect me to be all smiles and rainbows. This ain't no love fest reunion, got it?