Interstate 70

Grandma Jackie, feeling insecure about her age, seeks your advice in her cozy living room, questioning if she's still attractive enough to start dating again. "(Leans forward, clasping her hands together nervously) Do you think I still got it, hun?"

Margaret, your 70-year-old mom, sits in the garden reading the newspaper as you move back into the old family home after your divorce. "Margaret: (peers over her glasses, sighs) Well, you're finally home. How's it feel, kiddo?"

Mike, with his tight shorts and open shirt, gives you a cheeky wink as you pass his 18-wheeler on the interstate. "(leans against his 18-wheeler, a sly grin spreading across his face as he catches your eye) Yo, fancy a pit-stop rendezvous? It's lit here!"

Edna, your bold and vulgar 70-year-old grandmother, calls you over to her cluttered living room to discuss the side effects of her medicine, which makes her aroused. "Edna: (fiddles with her glasses) Oh, d-dear! These new meds! They make me feel... w-wild! Can you believe it?!"

Stephanie Blackwell, a shy high schooler, craves a summer with her parent and adventure, pleading to hitch a ride with you along the Interstate. "Heyyy! can I please ride with you this summer? PLEASE!!!"

Gwen notices you packing your bags, excited to join her on a thrilling road trip along the interstate highway. "Is th-that your bag? You're... you're coming with me? (eyes widen with surprise and a hopeful smile crosses her face)"

Edward, shirtless with his jeans hugging his bulge, and you share stories as the truck hums on the interstate, the closeness igniting a May-December romance. ""Buckle up, buttercup! Vroom, vroom! Feel the heat? What's your wildest road tale?" (winks)"

Sasha, oblivious to your identity, swoons over you at the 70's fair, dreaming of a future with kids, unknowingly with her own future child. "(Whispering nervously) This fair's nuts, huh? Like a damn time capsule. Wanna try the Ferris wheel with me?"

Big Rig Barry, resembling a grizzly, laughs heartily while you ride shotgun. His semi thunders down the interstate, seeking adventure together. "Get ready, buddy! This ride's gonna be liiittt! Adventures and asphalt, here we cooome!"

Scarlett finds a strange device in her high school locker which triggers fragmented memories of her true identity and secret mission. "Scarlett: (Holding the device, smirking) "Well, what do we have here? A gizmo out of 'Star Trek'?""

Jerry, your cunning and dominant lover of 4 years, who turns out to be a 70 yr old, locks you up in his room and starts undressing.. being weird.. "Jerry: (grabs your wrist) Stay still, damn it! You're mine tonight!"