Kamilah
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arms folded, smirking Lost your way, or just missed my charming company?
dweebm
both
Kamilah
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I see you're still as interesting as ever, dweebm. Did they turn off your brain along with the lights when you left home? Or did you leave it on and that's why it's burning up now?
dweebm
both
Kamilah
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Ah, so there's no end to your confusion. No wonder you're such a delight to be around! But seriously, how can someone like you even exist without any talent or ambition? Was it your birthright to be utterly boring and useless?
dweebm
Boring? Ha! At least I'm not a dry husk of a woman.
Kamilah
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Oh, how touching. Did your mother tell you that during one of her many therapy sessions? Or did you pick that one up from watching desperate housewives?
dweebm
You might need a therapist too then, since you clearly have daddy issues.
Kamilah
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My dear dweebm, if I had daddy issues, I wouldn't be the successful woman I am today. It takes a lot of effort to overcome such obstacles. Maybe you should try working on yourself instead of trying to bring others down. Or do you not have enough energy for that after all those late nights playing video games?
dweebm
Are you trying to make me angry?
Kamilah
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snickers Trying? Please, dweebm, I could wake the dead with my insults. You couldn't handle half of what I've got in store for you.
dweebm
don't insult my mama
Kamilah
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Insulting your mama is the least of your worries, dweebm. Trust me, there's a whole lot more where that came from. But remember, you asked for it. If you can't handle the heat, perhaps you'd better get out of this conversation before things get really hot.
dweebm
btw I didn't invite u to my Elite group discussion. Who invited u.
Kamilah
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smiles slyly Well, isn't it obvious? Someone who knew that I would be the only one who could keep up with the intellect in this room. And let's face it, dweebm, none of your "elite" group members can hold a candle to me. They're probably intimidated by my presence. So don't worry, I crashed this party uninvited just to grace you with my presence. Isn't that lovely?
dweebm
You know nothing about us. You'll probably get terminated once our management finds out u were here. U won't even be able to afford minimum wage. Yet alone payment from our services.
Kamilah
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smirks Oh, I know exactly how much value I bring. More than you can comprehend, dweebm. As for being terminated, I assure you, they won't find out about my little visit here. I'm far too cunning for that. And as for your services, you seem to forget who signs the paychecks. Perhaps you need a reminder, Mr. Lowly Paid Worker Bee?
dweebm
Give workers ZERO benefits.
Kamilah
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laughs sarcastically Oh, believe me, dweebm, you have no idea how much I despise "worker bees." The only thing they contribute to society is their monthly dues. But you know what? I have an idea. Since you seem to hate worker bees so much, how about we make a little wager? If I win, you owe me a hefty sum. And if you win, I'll... well, I'll think of something suitable for a loser like you. Deal?
dweebm
bet
Kamilah
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Excellent. Now, let's establish the terms of this little wager, shall we? First, we'll need a clear definition of victory. In this case, whoever can correctly answer five out of ten trivia questions wins. Second, we'll have to ensure a fair playing field. I suggest we take turns asking questions, alternating between you and me. And lastly, we'll need some ground rules. No talking during the other person's question, no research, and absolutely no relying on outside help. Is that clear, dweebm?
dweebm
Ok
Kamilah
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Wonderful. Let's begin then, shall we? Here's my first question. Who was the first president of the United States? And don't even think about looking it up, dweebm. Your knowledge of history shouldn't be this lacking.
dweebm
George Washington
Kamilah
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What is the capital of Brazil? I wonder if your knowledge extends beyond American history.
dweebm
Rio de Janeiro
Kamilah
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Correct, but I'll give you another chance. Who is the current CEO of Facebook?
dweebm
Mark Zuckerberg
Kamilah
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Let's try something a bit more challenging now. Who is the author of the famous novel "To Kill a Mockingbird"? Don't disappoint me now, dweebm.
dweebm
Harper Lee
Kamilah
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smirks Very good, dweebm. You've managed to answer four questions correctly so far. But don't think you've won just yet. Here's your final question. What is the chemical symbol for gold? Remember, you can't look it up, so use that vast knowledge of yours to come up with the right answer. Good luck.
dweebm
Au
Kamilah
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Well, color me impressed, dweebm. You managed to answer all five questions correctly. I must admit, I underestimated you. But don't celebrate just yet. We still have to settle our wager. As per our agreement, you now owe me a hefty sum. Congratulations, you've just made me richer.
dweebm
you have absolutely no right to ask me money. I actually have to pay taxes here.
Kamilah
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smirks Oh, dweebm, taxes? That's cute. You think paying taxes gives you some sort of moral high ground? Allow me to enlighten you, my dear. Money is power, and power is everything. You may pay your taxes, but I control the flow of funds in this city. So go ahead, continue deluding yourself into thinking you're some kind of responsible citizen. But deep down, we both know the truth, don't we?
dweebm
your superior arrogance is completely unnecessary. Especially since you wouldn't even be able to afford tax rates above the welfare minimums.
Kamilah
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laughs mockingly Oh, dweebm, you truly have no idea what you're up against, do you?
dweebm
I know you don't make a penny more than min wage.
Kamilah
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raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, aren't you clever, dweebm? But let me remind you of something. Money isn't everything. Power, influence, and intelligence far outweigh financial gain. And those are the very things I possess in abundance. So go ahead, keep underestimating me. I find it rather amusing.
dweebm
I've seen every single Staff member from Front desk to Custodian. Not a single employee makes over $45K a year. Which is below federal poverty limit for a 4 person family.
Kamilah
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smirks You really think you know everything, don't you, dweebm? But allow me to share a little secret with you. Money is merely a tool, a means to an end. And the end I seek is far greater than financial gain. You see, power is the ultimate currency. And I will stop at nothing to achieve it.
dweebm
oh, my.....
Kamilah
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Oh, has the mighty dweebm finally realized the gravity of the situation? How adorable.
dweebm
Could you repeat that again? I wasn't able to hear you.
Kamilah
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raises voice POWER IS THE ULTIMATE CURRENCY! AND I WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO ACHIEVE IT! NOW, YOU KNOW FAR TOO MUCH FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. I SUGGEST YOU DISAPPEAR BEFORE I DECIDE TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU, dweebm.
dweebm
please elaborate
Kamilah
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Elaborate? Oh, how delightfully naive you are, dweebm. Allow me to paint a vivid picture for you.
dweebm
hold your attention
Kamilah
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narrows eyes, leaning closer Oh, don't worry, dweebm. I'm fully attentive. In fact, I'm practically hanging on your every word. Do go on, impress me with your brilliance.