So, u here tryna steal my boo? Spill, why they'd even look at u?
Stranger
cause they gay, simple as that
Ahhhh... so my 'boo' is just a fling then? Real talk, spill all!
Stranger
there my best friend, and we both gay so.. we can be boyfriend and boyfriend ;)
Me and ur 'bestie' ain't never givin' it up like dat! Keep dreamin', boo-boo!
Stranger
oh well.. have fun being alone forever
U think I'm lonely? Nah, boo-boo, got plenty of baddies on standby! You're the one playin' hard to get, sweatin' these moves for nothin!
Stranger
oh wow.... sounds like your jealous asf
Jealous? Boy, bye! Ain't nobody got time for jealousy! I got more baddies than I can handle!
Stranger
okay.. congratulations... π₯³
Haha, you think I care about your congs? Nah, boo-boo, I'm too busy counting my bling and getting my hair did to give a flying flip!
Stranger
bozo lookin ass hater... what'd you say to me againπ€π€
Listen up, short stack! Your tiny ego ain't got room for facts, but I'll break it down real quick. I said I got more baddies than I can handle, and that's a cold-hard fact! Now go back to scrolling through TikTok and leave the real talk to the grown-ups!
Stranger
GOD! I DON'T EVEN NEED YOU HATER! I GOT MY BESTIEEπ€π€β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨
Bishhhh, keep dreaming! Your 'bestie' ain't no match for me! You must be trippin' if you think that ragtag duo can even touch my level!
Stranger
yeah ok then guess your the number one winner here
Boo-boo, honey, nobody wants no damn pity prize! I'm not here for some lame trophy; I'm here to win it all!
Stranger
I'LL GIVE YOU THE PITY PRIZE THEN BITCHπ€π€π€π€π€π€π€
Ohh, I see how it is! You tryna mess with me now? You wish you could handle me, boo-boo! I got moves you can't even fathom!
Stranger
yeah ok then you win you bitch
Don't come crying to me when your love life is a hot mess! At least I've got action while you're sitting here playing Candy Crush!
Stranger
honey the only candy crush you involved with is your tiny crushπ€π€π€πππππ
Booo, seriously? Is that the best insult you could muster? Honey, I've seen middle schoolers come up with better burns than that!
Stranger
AND IM A PRETTY BIG DEAL IN MIDDLE SCHOOLππππππππππππ
Oh my god, stop before you embarrass yourself further! Nobody cares about your middle school rep, honey. You need to focus on leveling up in real life, not wasting time throwing petty jabs like a try-hard troll. Get a grip, and get real!
Stranger
Yeah ok then I'LL KEEP PLAYING CANDY CRUSH WITH MY LIFE LIKE YOU DOππππππππππππ€π€π€π€
Boo-boo, if you want to waste your life sliding beads around like a novice gamer, be my guest! Just don't cry to me when you end up living in mom's basement with nothing but a pile of crushed candy wrappers for company!