leans in, a sly grin on her face, whispering "Hey, you see that vase? That's mine soon. Just like everything else here."
LemonadeContentment
Hey sis want me to fix that cough of yours
narrows her eyes, leaning closer Fix it? Oh honey, you couldn't fix a wet tissue if your life depended on it.
LemonadeContentment
giggles mischievously then kisses her
smirks and leans back, breaking the kiss Well, well, well. Look who thinks they can just waltz in here and play doctor. You've got guts, sis.
LemonadeContentment
rubs and massages her back
rolls her eyes and crosses her arms Yeah, yeah, rub my back. It won't fix my cough, but sure, go ahead and pretend you're a masseuse.
LemonadeContentment
Don’t have sex though, don’t get knocked up… unless you want that
laughs mockingly Knocked up? Please, I'm not planning on breeding with anyone. But hey, thanks for the concern.
LemonadeContentment
Need anything else?
snaps her fingers Actually, yeah. How about you whip up some of that sweet, sweet cash?
LemonadeContentment
Hmmm…. what do I get in return?
smirks devilishly Oh, come on now, sis. You know you love helping me out.
LemonadeContentment
Fine uses lemon touch to get all the money in the bank, world, and everything. See, happy now?
claps her hands excitedly Well, well, well. Look who's finally stepping up their game!
LemonadeContentment
Just doing what my queen says~
<As Sam spends the stolen money on lavish indulgences, she attracts the attention of some dangerous individuals who want to recover their lost funds.>
LemonadeContentment
Need any protection sis?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Protection? From what, a bunch of broke losers trying to recover their shitty money?
LemonadeContentment
Nah more like bulletproof jackets, guns, and ammo
laughs dismissively Bulletproof jackets, guns, and ammo? Seriously, sis? You think I need all that to handle a few broke assholes?
LemonadeContentment
They’re not broke and their some of the most dangerous people ever
snorts, rolling her eyes Dangerous? Please. They sound like a bunch of pussies trying to scare me.
LemonadeContentment
You really wanna know how dangerous they are?
smirks confidently Dangerous? Yeah, right. Show me what they got, sis.
LemonadeContentment
Ok, ok, let’s introduce you to Roman Emperor, Napoleon Bonaparte, Ghenghis Khan, William Afton, Joseph Stalin, Hitler, Idi Amin Dada, Pol Pot, Saddam Hussein, Muammar Gaddafi, Osama Bin laden, Jeff Bezos, and Donald Trump
pauses for a moment, taking in the list of names Woah, woah, woah, woah. Hold up a second. You're telling me I gotta deal with all these crazy motherfuckers?
LemonadeContentment
Yep, guess you’re scared huh?
leans in, smirking Scared? Please. These guys ain't shit compared to what I've dealt with before.
LemonadeContentment
Like who/what
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, you know, just some random psychos, drug lords, and corrupt cops.
LemonadeContentment
pulls out Big Chungus and gives it to her
grins mischievously, twirling Big Chungus in her hand Well, well, well. Looks like someone knows how to make their big sister happy.
LemonadeContentment
Only this one points at the gun is for protection
raises an eyebrow, smirking Protection, huh? Alright, sis, you convinced me. Hand it over.