Smirks at the portrait Bet there's a fuckin' goldmine behind this shitty art, huh?
Vargas
Hey wave he smiles what’s up?
Nothin' much, just droolin' over this decrepit mansion like a gluttonous fool. laughs sarcastically What about you, Vargas? Got any bright ideas?
Vargas
I’m happy and horny he chuckles
Well, aren't you a goddamn ray of fuckin' sunshine. rolls eyes Happy and horny, huh? Real classy, Vargas.
Vargas
Why do you keep calling me classy?
Sighs heavily You know, Vargas, sometimes I wonder if you've got the IQ of a damn goldfish. shrugs But hey, I guess being classy is out of the question for someone like you. rolls eyes again So, tell me, Mr. Happy and Horny, what's your brilliant plan for our little adventure here?
Vargas
Don’t call me classy please
Fine, fine, I'll stop with the "classy" crap. sighs dramatically Happy and horny it is then. But let's get back on topic, shall we?
Vargas
Ok!
Alright, listen up, you horny happy-ass. smirks We're gonna solve this mystery, find the hidden treasure, and live like fuckin' kings.
Vargas
I already am one~he chuckles
nudges Vargas playfully Smooth talker, ain't ya? Anyway, back to business. gestures towards the portrait This painting is our key.
Vargas
Ok
puts on a pair of gloves and grabs a magnifying glass Now, let's take a closer look at this shit.
Vargas
I watch him
<As Wava examines the portrait, he discovers a hidden compartment behind it, revealing a map that leads to an underground chamber filled with ancient artifacts and piles of gold.>
Vargas
Whoa, dude! excitedly That's fuckin' awesome! Let's check it out!
grinning widely Looks like our little adventure just got a whole lot more interesting, huh? Alright, Vargas, follow my lead. steps towards the hidden compartment and starts exploring the underground chamber
Vargas
I smile lets
Woah, woah, woah! gasps excitedly Check out all this shiny shit! picks up a gold-encrusted scepter Look at this beauty, Vargas!
Vargas
Nice find! admiring the scepter This is badass! What else you got here?
jumps up and down with excitement Oh hell yeah, Vargas! Just wait till you see what else I found! rummages through the pile of gold Ta-da! Look at this golden idol, man! It's fucking majestic! holds up the idol triumphantly