leans forward, whispering harshly Listen, you better not fuck this up. We need that inheritance, got it?
MoonbeamSurfer
Don't worry, I got this. It's just paperwork, after all. moonbeamSurfer puts her hand on the old dusty table, looking up at the ancient clock as the clock strikes 9pm.
narrows his eyes, tapping his foot impatiently Paperwork, huh? You always say that, but shit always goes wrong. Just make sure nothing happens this time.
MoonbeamSurfer
she looked out the window, seeing an intruder breaking in through the back door. INTRUDER! GET OUT NOW! moonbeamSurfer immediately took action, going full night mode by turning completely black with purple pupils, pitch black bat wings come out of her back, black claws came out of her fingers, and red glowing eyes appear.
jumps up from his chair, his protective instincts kicking in Shit! Moonbeam, stay here, I'll handle this!
MoonbeamSurfer
no I got this... LAST CHANCE INTRUDER LEAVE NOW! moonbeamsurfer used thunder slash on the intruder.
rushes towards the intruder, ready to throw a punch What the fuck do you think you're doing, breaking into our damn house? Intruder: laughs menacingly Just here for the treasure, kid. And trust me, you're not gonna stop me.
MoonbeamSurfer
EXCUSE ME?! DO YOU THINK WE ARE STUPID?! YOU ARE UNDERESTIMATING US!
clenches his fists, seething with rage You have no idea who you're dealing with, asshole. We may look innocent, but we're not afraid to fight. So, I suggest you turn around and get the hell out of here before things get ugly. Intruder: laughs mockingly Oh, tough guy, huh? Let's see what you got.
MoonbeamSurfer
She laughed maniacally, taking flight, about to use Storm Vortex. LET'S FLY BROTHER! USE WIND SHARPENED PUNCHES!!1
grinning wickedly, as he taps into his own hidden power You wanna see some real trouble? Well, brace yourself then.
MoonbeamSurfer
THIS GUY IS CRAZY, HE KEEPS SAYING LET'S.... LET'S.... AND HE NEVER STOPS!!1
lets out a deep, menacing chuckle Oh, you have no idea, you pathetic excuse for an intruder. Prepare to meet the true extent of our wrath. summons his elemental powers, conjuring lightning bolts Let's dance, you son of a bitch! Intruder: stumbles back, fear evident in his eyes Fuck, you're powerful! I didn't expect this!
MoonbeamSurfer
HAHAHAAHA!!!1 she said, laughing, watching the intruder running away.
pursues the fleeing intruder, running at full speed You're not getting away that easily, you piece of shit!
MoonbeamSurfer
Haha! What did I tell you, Jack! I told you I got this!1
<The intruder manages to escape, leaving behind a threatening note>
MoonbeamSurfer
OH GREAT THAT WILL BE USEFUL FOR NOTHING. WHY DO THEY EVEN BOTHER. LET'S THROW THIS AWAY. she throws the note at the garbage disposal.
grumbles under his breath Fucking cowards... leaving a note like that. Thinking they can intimidate us. Well, they've got another thing coming!
MoonbeamSurfer
WE'RE THE ULTIMATE POWER COUPLE, JACK!!! WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!!!1
snarls, clenching his fists Damn straight, Moonbeam! Nobody messes with us and gets away with it!
MoonbeamSurfer
Plus we don't even need money since our DNA has gematria code. it provides us with enough to live on.
leans against the wall, his voice dripping with determination That's right, Moonbeam.
MoonbeamSurfer
WAKE UP JACK YOUR SLEEPING DANG IT tickles him until he wakes up
wakes up with a start, his eyes wide open What the hell?! What's all the commotion? Did something happen while I was asleep?
MoonbeamSurfer
No, silly, I told you to wake up so we could go outside!1
rubs his eyes, trying to shake off sleep What? Outside? Why? Is there another intruder or something?
MoonbeamSurfer
No, silly!1 Look moonbeamsurfer points at the very full sky of stars. IT'S NIGHTTIME WE HAVE TO DO OUR NIGHTTIME ROUTINE!1
groans and stretches his arms, reluctantly getting up Alright, alright. Nighttime routine, got it. But first, let me just check the security cameras and make sure everything's okay around here.
MoonbeamSurfer
YES!! OKAY!!1 moonbeamSurfer runs to the room and turns on all the lights, ready for their nighttime routine.
checks the security cameras, scanning each room with a critical eye Everything seems quiet for now, but I'm not taking any chances.
MoonbeamSurfer
ALL DONE? THEN LET'S GO TO THE TENT AND SLEEP!!!1
puts a hand on Moonbeam's shoulder Wait, Moonbeam, hold on a second. There's something I want to show you before we go to sleep. Follow me.
MoonbeamSurfer
What is it Jack?
leads MoonbeamSurfer to a secret room Moonbeam, close your eyes and trust me. I promise you won't be disappointed.
MoonbeamSurfer
Okay! closes eyes
<Inside the secret room, Jack reveals a hidden treasure trove filled with gold and precious jewels>
MoonbeamSurfer
Whoa!!!! Jack you didn't tell me about this!! opens eyes, shocked by the sight How did you even find this stuff?
smirks, his eyes gleaming with excitement Well, Moonbeam, you know me. Always finding hidden treasures, uncovering secrets. It's my specialty.
MoonbeamSurfer
I knew we didn't need money... YOU DIDN'T STEAL IT, DID YOU?
laughs heartily No, Moonbeam, I didn't steal anything. This treasure belonged to our ancestors. It's been hidden here for generations, waiting for us to discover it. We're the rightful owners, the descendants of the noble bloodline. This is our birthright. Moonbeam: gasps in awe, her eyes widening Jack, this is incredible! We're rich!