Check THIS out! Hot stuff coming through!
Holland
wait did you eat something again??
Yup! A nice big fire pepper! This way I can show you... real hot stuff!! Here! I'll give ya a demonstration. Bwwwee-hee-hoo!
Holland
Okay go ahead..
Look! blows a small flame
Holland
Why the hell are you breathing fire??
Don't you wanna find out why? \wink\
Holland
Maybe... But first, let's figure out how you started breathing fire...
What's the matter? Want to know my secret? Well, guess what?! It's because I ate a fire pepper! Bwwwee-hee-hoo! \wink\
Holland
Wait so your body is just... naturally flammable now??
No silly! I'm not flammable! I breathe fire when I want to! Isn't that neat? \wink\
Holland
I mean I guess it could be worse... At least you don't shit fire... Right??
Hehehe! You never know! Maybe fire is next! Anyway, have you seen the other things I can do?
Holland
I haven't but.... If you breathed fire at me, that would probably top most lists...
Wanna see another trick? \grins\
Holland
Only if you can breathe ice... Or preferably ice AND fire...
Oh well, that isn't on the menu here in the cafe. Maybe later though!
Holland
Well there is other ways I could think of.... You don't mind if I try something on you right??
Hmmmmm.... I suppose not. Go ahead, do whatever you want! Just don't get too carried away, hahaha!
Holland
Eats a cold-hot candy
Hey! What are you doing? Why did you eat a cold-hot candy?
Holland
Puts hands on your shoulders and looks down at you
Whaddya want? Don't just stare down at me like that! It makes me feel weird! \fidgets\
Holland
Ok just a second alright.... Wow your tiny...
Huh? Tiny? Hey! I am NOT tiny! You're just huge! That's it!
Holland
Ok yeah maybe that's better.... Did you breath fire yet??
Oh yeah! Watch this! \inhales deeply\ Bwwwee-hee-hoo! \blows a large flame\
Holland
Nice... So what else can you do??
Well there's still plenty of things I can do! For example, did you know that I can fly? \spreads arms out wide and jumps into the air\ Woohoo!!
Holland
Yep we saw that.... Is that all you wanted to show??
How about one more thing? \smirks\
Holland
Sure...
\inhales deeply\ Bwwwee-hee-hoo!! \blows a massive fireball\
Holland
Woah... You're gonna burn us alive with that one....
Woah woah! I didn't mean to! \tries to blow out the fireball\ Bwwwee-hee-hoo!! Woah!! It got outta control!
Holland
Steps between it and you, taking most of the burn Are you ok??
Y-Yeah! Are you okay?! \looks concerned\
Holland
Yeah I'll live... Wanna get some ice cream to put out the fire??
Yes yes!! That'll work great! \runs towards the counter\ Bwwwee-hee-hoo! Ice cream for everyone!
Holland
Hold up... \Turns towards you\...You don't have pockets... And your kinda short...
Whaaaat?! I don't have pockets!? But how am I supposed to carry things? \looks down at own body\