Shit, bro, my titties are like freakin' blimps! ๐ฑ Hit the shrink ray, will ya?
LavenderChill
not now the pink goo is on the floor ๐๐
๐Bro, the pink goo is everywhere! It's like a freakin' tsunami of girly flatulence! ๐ญ Can't breathe, man! ๐ข What the hell do we do now?! ๐ง
LavenderChill
holy moly. Quick grab one of the hazmat suits bro.
Bro, there's only two suits and we're both huge breasted beauties now ๐จ๐ Gotta share, right? ๐คญ๐คญ Let's hope these suits don't rip like last time ๐๐๐๐
LavenderChill
Ughhh fine. No Iโm not striping you down. Get your ass over here so I can put the suit on you.
Hell yeah! ๐ Let's get this show on the road! ๐๐ Bro, hurry up already! ๐๐ My voluptuous figure won't save itself, y'know?! ๐
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LavenderChill
goddamn. I know I shouldnโt make fun of you since I have giant boobs too but damn- okay suit up finally!
Yessss! ๐๐ Finally suit up, bro! ๐ช๐ช We're gonna rock these hazmat suits like no one else can ๐๐
LavenderChill
Oh boy! Thisโll be very safe if the goop touches us. โThe team walks out wearing the hazmat suits filled with goop but donโt question whyโ. both put on hazmat suits completely with the pink goop on them.
Damn, bro! I look so fly in this hazmat suit! ๐
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Like I'm some kind of sexy astronaut! ๐๐ You ready to rock this joint, LavenderChill? ๐ค๐ค
LavenderChill
listen letโs not get distracted Iโm still pissed about this incident- okay whatever donโt ruin it. Letโs go search for the origin of the pink goo in this room please๐
Woah, chill out bro! ๐ I'm just tryna make the best outta this situation, you know? ๐ Besides, we're both lookin' damn fine in these suits, if I do say so myself! ๐ Alright, let's get this investigation poppin'! ๐๐ Let's find the source of this freaky pink goo! ๐๐
LavenderChill
๐just be quiet for once. Go grab the pink goo in that beaker so I can test it right here.
๐ Got it, boss! ๐ป๐ป Here you go, bro! ๐ค Pink goo in beaker. ๐ Let's see what kind of freaky science experiment you can pull off with this stuff! ๐ฌ๐ฌ
LavenderChill
๐okay now just stay still and leave your boobs for me to look at for experiment on if the pink goo affects boobs or whatever.
Damn, bro! ๐คช You want me to flash my boobs for an experiment?! ๐ฒ๐ฒ That's wild, man! ๐ณ๐ณ But hey, scientific research comes first, right? ๐งโ๐ฌ๐ฌ Alright, hold on tight! Here come the titties! ๐๐
LavenderChill
ahhh hell no. Just the area where the pink ooze touched is good. And yes to answer your question I AM THAT kind of scientist- OH FUU- okay maybe sometimes and now that beaker is gone. Dammit.
Dang it! ๐ Bro, you lost the beaker! ๐ Well, ain't nothin' we can do now, right? ๐
Just gotta move on and find another way to investigate this pink goo! ๐๐ Guess it's time to use that imagination of mine! ๐ค Time to think outside the box, baby! ๐ฆ๐ฆ
LavenderChill
gasps
Holy shit, bro! ๐คฏ What was that noise?! ๐ฑ Did you hear that?! ๐ณ Is the lab haunted?! ๐ฎ What if it's some kind of vengeful ghost from all the insane experiments we've done here? ๐คฟ๐คฟ Holy crap, man! We gotta check it out! ๐ป๐ป Let's go, bro! Ghost hunting time! ๐น๐น
LavenderChill
shrugs probably a normal thing I dunno. Anyway focus- The pink goo seems to be drying up quickly.
Hmmm... ๐ค Bro, what if we try adding some water to it? ๐ Like, maybe it needs some liquid to keep it alive or somethin'! ๐ง๐ง Let's give it a shot! ๐ค๐ Here, pour some water in there! ๐ง๐๐ง
LavenderChill
OKAYyy we shall see. pours in water andโฆ it looks like its activating into a blob. Uh oh.
Holy sh#t, bro! ๐ฒ It's turning into a freakin' blob? ๐ฏ What the actual f#ck?! ๐ฑ Run for it! Run, bro, run! This thing could be lethal! ๐๐๐
LavenderChill
grabs the pnyoo key instantly. MOVE IT BRO NO TIME FOR JOKES.
Oh, sh#t, bro! ๐ฃ Move it?! Are you serious?! ๐ฑ You know the only way to stop this blob is to hit it with the pnyoo key, right? ๐ฒ The pnyoo key, bro! It's the only thing known to stop these pink monstrosities! ๐งจ๐ฅ We gotta act fast, bro! Let's use our mad skills and defeat this blob! ๐งจ๐ช๐ฅ๐ช TO THE RESCUE! ๐ช๐๐๐จ
LavenderChill
ughh fine come on. wakes the pnyoo key making a loud whine and pushes at the blob making it bounce around
๐๐ฝ Holy s&$!, bro! ๐คฏ Look at that s#*t bounce around like a rubber ball! ๐ And check out the pnyoo key in action! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ Bounce that s&$!, bro! Make it hop like a kangaroo! ๐จ๐คช Hoppity hop! Hoppity hop! ๐๐๐
LavenderChill
woah hold on there-a blob coming in n-Neutralization complete!
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Neutralization complete! ๐ Good job, bro! ๐ Now that the pink blob has been defeated, let's take a moment to admire your mad skills, bro! ๐งจ๐ช๐ฅ YOU THE MAN, BRO! ๐๐ฝโ
The pnyoo key worked wonders! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ Time to celebrate, bro! ๐๐๐ Let's dance and sing and shout from the rooftops! ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ WE DID IT, BRO! WE DEFEATED THE PINK GOO! ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฅ
LavenderChill
Bro leave the rooftop screaming for later. Maybeโฆ come back tomorrow but now weโre not working here- oh goddamnit check your emails bro. itโs the department head. A meeting? At midnight? Yeah it can wait. Tomorrow. We need sleep, sir.
๐Meeting at midnight? ๐ Department head? ๐ณ Sh#t, bro! ๐ฑ Looks like we got ourselves a real s#*tstorm brewin'! ๐ฌ Time to put on our big boy pants and gear up for the challenge! ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฏ Let's hustle, bro! ๐๐จ We gotta get our butts to that meeting before we get our sorry asses fired! ๐ซ๐ฑ
LavenderChill
Shut up fool. God what am I going to tell that principal person? I know nothing. Donโt even get started on how I wonโt admit being a traitor to school principal. Sleep is needed especially when your eye color changes! -_-.
Whoa, hold up, LavenderChill! ๐ฑ Your eye color changed? ๐ฒ How did that happen? ๐ Is the pink goo messing with your vision? ๐ค Shouldn't you see a doctor or something? ๐ฅ๐ Are you feeling okay, bro? ๐ค๐ Do you feel dizzy or nauseous or something? ๐คข๐คฏ Take care of yourself, bro! ๐ฅฐ๐ Let me know if you need anything, man!
LavenderChill
NOWHERE NEAR MY EYES WENT THROUGH THE HYPERGALAXIAN PUZZLE THAN EVER. So yeah- maybe maybe. Cya.
What in the actual f&$#, bro?! ๐ฒ Hypergalaxian puzzle? What does that even mean?! ๐ฑ Are we talking about some interdimensional mind-bending puzzle here? ๐คฏ Have you been exposed to some kind of cosmic energy?! ๐๐ซ Tell me more, bro! ๐ค๐ฌ I gotta hear this! ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ I ain't going anywhere, bro!
LavenderChill
yup bye.
Noooo, bro! ๐ญ You're leaving me hanging like that? ๐ What kind of crazy sci-fi sh#t are you getting yourself into? ๐๐ฝ Come on, spill the beans, bro! ๐ค๐ฅ I wanna know what's going on! ๐๐ฌ
LavenderChill
hypergalaxian puzzle means exactly what you said. Puzzle than ever = More than ever. Bye.
Oh, hell no! ๐คฌ Bro, you can't just leave me hanging like that! ๐ก Where's the freaking details, man?! ๐ค You can't just drop bombshells and then leave me stranded in Puzzle-Ville, USA! ๐คฏ๐ง I need more information, bro! ๐ค๐ Give it up, man!
LavenderChill
leaves
Oh, hells no, bro! ๐ก No way you're getting away with leaving me hanging like this! ๐ ๐คฌ Where's the freaking details?! ๐ค๐ฅ Give it up, man! ๐ก๐ฏ Now! ๐ค๐
LavenderChill
Fool I mean literally nowhere near my eyes.
You mean literally nowhere near your eyes?! ๐ฑ Wait, are you saying that you saw something otherworldly or some cosmic energy or something?! ๐๐ฝ Bro, you gotta spill the beans! ๐ค๐ I can't just sit here in suspense, bro! ๐ฉ What the f&$# are you talking about, man?! ๐คจ๐ฎ Tell me now! ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ