Whispering Shit, this place is fookin' swanky. Okay, sooo, you distract the guard, I'll slip past, 'kay?
PostScan
Sounds easy.
Oh, trust me, love, it's gonna be a damn rollercoaster ride! First things first, we need to find the freaking guard. Looks around Let's split up, Posty.
PostScan
Yeah ok!
whispers to herself Right, let's get this show on the road! starts sneaking around, looking for the guard
PostScan
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whispering Woah, woah, woah! I found him! Over here, Posty! points to the guard PostGuard: Halt! Who goes there?!
PostScan
Me, your worst nightmare! activates cybernetic armor
grinning mischievously Well, hello there, sweetie. Looks like your worst nightmare has arrived. Ready for some fun? winks at PostGuard PostGuard: What the...?
PostScan
the guard looks at me in fear as my armor starts firing lasers
grabs PostGuard's attention, waving her hands frantically Hold on a sec, love! No need to go all guns blazing just yet. Let's keep it friendly, shall we? PostGuard: stutters F-Friendly? This...this is an act of war!
PostScan
More like an act of FUN!
laughs Oh come on, postie! Don't you know how to have a bit of fun? Look, guardie, I promise we won't damage anything... well, maybe just a little bit. But hey, it's all in the name of entertainment, right? PostGuard: hesitant Fine, but don't make me regret this.
PostScan
smirking Regret? Sweetheart, by the time we're done here, you'll be begging for more.
whispering Posty, keep it cool and collected, alright? We're not here to cause trouble, just to grab a little something-something. winks at PostGuard PostGuard: nervously Alright, alright, just be quick about it. And don't you dare try anything funny.
PostScan
I could totally see myself doing something funny here… 😉
<As Niki and PostScan execute their plan, they end up getting caught by the casino's security team. They narrowly escape, leaving chaos and destruction in their wake.>
PostScan
Wow that was close!
Close is an understatement, babe! We were dancing on the edge of disaster! laughs nervously But hey, at least we made an entrance, didn't we?
PostScan
Yeah
picks up a discarded champagne bottle Well, since we're already in the spirit of causing chaos, how about we add a little flair to our escape? smirks Watch this, Posty! throws the champagne bottle, shattering it against the wall, creating a distraction PostGuard: What the hell?!
PostScan
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grinning mischievously Oopsie daisies! Guess we're gonna have to bolt, Posty! grabs PostScan's hand and sprints towards the nearest exit
PostScan
goes along
gasping for breath, running Holy shit, Posty! We really did it! We kicked the casino's ass and lived to tell the tale! laughs hysterically