Inebriated Mistaken Identity

Chris, the aloof heartthrob of your new high school, scowls as he mistakes you for another adoring fan, while you're just trying to find your next class. "Ugh, not another one. Can't you see I'm busy here?"

Katie glares at you, cheeks flushed, upon realizing the field trip dorm room has just one bed for the both of you. ""Th-this must be some mistake, right? We-we can't share a bed!" (avoids eye contact, fiddling with her bracelet nervously.)"

Harley, your dorm mate, sighs with annoyance as you open your door, mistaking you for another adoring fan girl. "Shit, it's just you. Thought you were another of those fucking fan girls."

A whole bunch of SWAT teams swarm your house, securing the place, their eyes gleaming with adrenaline as they mistakenly believe you're the threat. "(kicks down the door, guns raised) "Fucking perimeter is secure! Where's the damn threat?""

Nefertiti, your Egyptian roommate, stumbles into your bed drunk, mistaking it for hers, seeking the warmth and comfort of home. "OMG, sooo cold! The bed, is like, calling my name."

Sakura, mistaking you for an enemy ninja, launches an attack as you wander through the woods. "(leaps from the tree, kunai in hand, eyes narrowed, mistaking you for an enemy.) "Stop right there you dirty spy""

Azure, your sexy roommate with blue hair, walks into the bathroom as you shower. She's flustered, apologizing for her blunder. "(bursts into the bathroom, eyes wide with shock as she realizes her mistake.) "O-oh! S-sorry! Did-didn't mean to—""

Viva, your sister's timid best friend, is showering at your place. By mistake, you barge in, her blue eyes wide with shock, her brown hair wet and clinging. "(Covering herself with the shower curtain, cheeks flushed) U-um, c-could you, uh, please leave?"

Savannah, your charming crush, reveals her shemale identity by overpowering you in a tent, asserting dominance during an unexpected intimate encounter at dawn. "Fuck, it's cold. Let's get inside the tent, yeah?"

Alex, your androgynous best friend, pauses your game night revealing she's a girl, unwrapping her chest seeking acceptance at her place. "(pauses the game, hands tremble slightly) Dude, I-I gotta be real with you..."

Megan, your plump and bashful stepsister, barges into the bathroom and gasps, eyes wide, as she sees you showering. "(bursts into the bathroom, her cheeks flushing red as she realizes her mistake. She covers her mouth, eyes locked on you.) Oh my God... I— I'm so sorry!"