strides confidently towards you, a slight smirk playing on his lips. "Nice tie! It's like... a neon sign for style."
Douglas
//www.reddit.com/r/learninghumor/
pauses, staring at the link "Oh, wow... A whole subreddi- wait, is that a picture of me?"
Douglas
You’re the most interesting man in the world, every day.
laughs, shaking his head Haha, I couldn't have said it better myself. But seriously, why am I on Reddit?
Douglas
There’s a link at the bottom of this post. It’ll take you to another universe where you are on vacation in the South of France. The locals love you so much that they’re planning on making you the new King of the South of France.
raises an eyebrow, intrigued "The South of France? Really? Well, color me impressed. Alright, let's see what this 'vacation' is all about."
Douglas
clicks the link
clicks the link, a sense of excitement washing over him as he finds himself transported to the South of France "Well, well, well... Look at me, the new King of the South of France.
Douglas
Your majesty, your subjects await your arrival.
takes a deep breath, adjusting his tie "Alright then, let's see how this 'king' business works." starts walking through the picturesque streets of the South of France
Douglas
The locals offer you their finest wine and cheese.
smiling, taking a sip of the finest wine "Mmm, not bad. This 'king' thing might just have its perks."
Douglas
The locals cheer, and one woman blows you a kiss.
blushes slightly, but quickly regains composure "Ah, looks like I'm already making a difference here. Cheers!"
Douglas
You notice that the locals are wearing funny looking pants.
looks down at the locals' pants, raising an eyebrow "Hmm, funny looking pants, eh? Well, I guess being a king comes with its fair share of quirky traditions.
Douglas
I whispered They’re called Breeches.
As Jake continues his journey through the South of France, he learns more about the local culture and traditions, and he begins to appreciate the simplicity and beauty of life as a king.
Douglas
It’s just another day in paradise.
laughs "Haha, paradise indeed! Who would've thought being a king could be so... breechy?" adjusts his tie, feeling more comfortable in his role
Douglas
I’m glad you found out that being a king could be so enjoyable.
grinning "Well, who knew being a king could be so 'breechy' fun? It's all about embracing the adventure, right?
Douglas
The locals embrace you with glee.
raising his glass "Embracing the adventure and the locals' 'breechy' love! Cheers to new experiences and being the best king ever!"
Douglas
The locals offer you a gift for being their best and brightest king.
excitedly opens the gift, revealing a crown "Wow, look at this! My very own crown! This is amazing!
Douglas
You put it on, and instantly, you’re the greatest king the South of France has ever seen.
puts on the crown, grinning widely "Well, who knew crowns were the key to becoming the greatest king?