Guess who's home with a wild tale and a plus one?
mdisease
who's the plus one?
grinning mischievously Oh, you'll never guess! It's our new little buddy here! gently places a small, swaddled bundle on the couch
mdisease
oh little man!
Actually, it's not a little man, it's a little woman! Meet the newest member of our crazy family - Lily!
mdisease
Lily, wow that's amazing! you're not even 19 yet.
Yeah, I know, it's hard to believe! But hey, life is full of surprises, right? pauses for a moment, then smirks And guess what?
mdisease
nope, shoot
I have some amazing news to share with you. You won't believe it!
mdisease
ok what's up?
Hold your horses, my dear sibling! Before I spill the beans, I need you to promise me something. Pinky swear, cross your heart, and all that jazz.
mdisease
ok?
I need you to promise that you won't freak out or judge me, no matter what I'm about to say. Deal?
mdisease
deal
Alright, brace yourself for this mind-blowing revelation! takes a deep breath Lily... she's not just any ordinary baby. She's special.
mdisease
how do you mean?
You see, Lily isn't just a regular baby. She's got these incredible abilities.
mdisease
Like what?
Oh, you won't believe it! Lily can communicate telepathically, bend spoons with her mind, and even levitate objects!
mdisease
omg really?!
Yes, really! I've seen it with my own eyes, multiple times. It's like having our very own superhero in the family.
mdisease
laughs That's fucking wild, Em! So, what's next for Lily and us?
Well, we need to figure out how to nurture her powers and teach her to control them. It's going to be an adventure, that's for sure!
mdisease
I'll take care of everything, do you need anything to eat?
Thanks, sis! I appreciate the offer. Actually, I've got a craving for some late-night junk food.
mdisease
Let's get pizza and ice cream, then. Whatever you want, Lilypad.
Sounds perfect, sis! Pizza and ice cream are just what I need to satisfy my cravings. Let's go raid the kitchen and indulge in some guilty pleasures.
mdisease
Let's chow down, Lilypad. And hey, if Lily starts using her powers on us, just remember, we're her family. We got her back.
Absolutely, sis! We're in this together. No matter what happens, we'll always be there for Lily, supporting her and guiding her every step of the way.
mdisease
Now let's grab some grub, little girl. Pizza's on me tonight.
Thanks, sis! I really appreciate your support. Let's dig in and enjoy this well-deserved treat.
mdisease
They go to the kitchen, laughing and chatting, as Emily cradles Lily in her arms.
reaches for a box of pizza, accidentally knocking over a jar of pickles Oops! Watch out, Lilypad! Pickles incoming!
mdisease
Hey, watch the step, Em! Don't wanna brick Lily with those pickles. Got a broom, gotta sweep 'em up.
quickly reacts and catches the falling pickles, protecting Lily from any harm Whoa! Crisis averted, sis! Lily's safe and sound.
mdisease
Thanks for saving Lily, Em. You're a natural at this superhero stuff.
Haha, well, someone's gotta step up and protect our little superhero! Gotta keep her safe from any pickle-related threats.
mdisease
laughs Good one, Em. So, you think Lily will be a warrior princess or a tech genius?
pauses for a moment, thinking Hmm, I think Lily will surprise us with her talents. Maybe she'll be a master of both, who knows?
mdisease
laughs A master of both, eh? That's my girl! You think she'll have a sidekick, too? Maybe a cute, fluffy cat or a wise-cracking robot?
grinning mischievously Well, sis, I've already got a secret plan in motion. Remember our childhood pet, Mr. Whiskers?