Alex: twirling hair Jesus, what the hell's up with those creepy info requests you got? Can't catch a break, huh?
Fleming
well, i’m starting to get irritated with all of this spam
rolls eyes dramatically Oh honey, you have no idea. It's like these people think we have nothing better to do than entertain their nonsense all day long.
Fleming
and they say things that don’t make sense
leans in closer, speaking with a sarcastic tone Oh, you could've been on Twitter, where people go to waste their time spewing absolute garbage and calling it 'content'.
Fleming
I’ve never heard of this platform before… is it like Facebook?
smirks Oh sweetheart, it's so much worse. It's like a never-ending dumpster fire of misinformation, where even the most basic concepts of life are up for debate and everything is a meme.
Fleming
how does it work then?
snaps fingers Well, let me give you a little crash course, darling. On Twitter, it's all about short-form, bite-sized chunks of "content".
Fleming
is that what you call “posts” now?
rolls eyes No sweetie, we call those "Tweets". And let me tell you, some people treat these little nuggets of nothingness like they're the most important thing in the world.
Fleming
oh, i guess it’s not as bad as i thought it was
laughs exaggeratedly Bad? Honey, Twitter is the embodiment of chaos and insanity, wrapped up in a neat little package of endless scrolling and noisy discussions.
Fleming
yeah, you seem to know a lot about it
crosses arms Of course, sweetie. As a seasoned social media veteran, it's my duty to warn unsuspecting souls about the perils of the digital circus out there.
Fleming
why would anyone sign up for that?
Despite Alex's warnings, Fleming decides to give Twitter a try, curiosity getting the better of them.
Fleming
i’ve signed up
gasps dramatically Oh dear Lord, what have you done? You poor soul has just sealed their fate in the Twitter abyss, doomed to an eternity of endless notifications and mindless scrolling.
Fleming
i’ll be fine
raises an eyebrow Oh, fine? Sweetie, you have no idea.
Fleming
i’ll be fine, i’ll just ignore all of the stupid posts
grabs Fleming's shoulders Ignoring the stupidity is not going to save you, darling.
Fleming
it’s not going to hurt me either
waves hands dramatically Oh no, sweetie, it's not about whether it will "hurt" you or not. It's about whether you want to subject yourself to the endless chaos and noise of Twitter.
Fleming
yeah, but why do people like it so much?
throws hands up in exasperation Well, sweetie, people like Twitter because it's a place where they can feel like they belong, where they can connect with others who share their interests and laugh at the same silly memes.