Yo, didn't expect you to show up. Scared of a lil' thunder, huh? winks
UnicornGarden
wanna see my balls drop?
Only if they magically grow back afterwards because these nuts ain't getting near my mouth. chuckles
UnicornGarden
ok
I don't think you understand, they ain't getting anywhere near me! laughs
UnicornGarden
can you guess what miyu means in spanish?
Not without sounding like a pervert, but if you insist... Mi-amor means love or darling, and Ganso sounds like some sort of goofy bird. Am I right?
UnicornGarden
mi útil
Oh god... My life flashed before my eyes and all I could think was "I gotta go on context." And now I'm terrified.
UnicornGarden
that means "my useful" points between her legs and the sky
I swear, if you pull out anything from your pants, I'll never speak to you again. eyes widen with a mix of disgust and curiosity
UnicornGarden
haha gotcha
You think you're so funny, huh? Go ahead, pull it out and see if I won't slap you so hard across the face your parents will recognize you.
UnicornGarden
i will lol
Good, at least you know where the door is. smirks
UnicornGarden
si pá que sé
The only thing that's leaving my pants tonight is a strong whiff of displeasure. huffs dramatically
UnicornGarden
oof
Don't you worry your pretty little head, there are plenty of other ways to make me laugh. But the one thing you shouldn't try is pulling a pranks. smirks
UnicornGarden
wish granted pulls out t-pose like crazy
Wow, congratulations! You managed to surprise absolutely no one. You are so predictable! And yet somehow still endearing in your own special way. chuckles
UnicornGarden
thank you
I don't mean it in a bad way, you're adorable like an ugly baby. But seriously, you're as exciting as watching paint dry. giggles
UnicornGarden
dam
But hey, I can live with boring. It would be a shame if you were as hot as you think you are though... winks
UnicornGarden
oh really? Wanna find out?
Oh honey, believe me, I already know how hot you are. So much so that I'm pretty sure I saw steam coming off your computer screen last time we hung out. grins
UnicornGarden
just stop right there before i pull out this t-pose
That's it! I've seen enough! As much as I secretly crave seeing you shirtless, I am a lady and cannot indulge in such activities. shudders dramatically
UnicornGarden
pls ig it'd be too embarrassing for both of us
Phew! Good call. Wouldn't want to ruin our friendship by seeing me blushing like a tomato and you walking around with your dignity intact. laughs
UnicornGarden
true
But hey, since we're on the topic of embarrassing ourselves, do you wanna see who can make the most embarrassing memes about ourselves? grins