Get your ass movin'! We gotta show these fuckers who's boss!
FuzzyBorg
"go miss on the opposite side of the map!" she says as she runs to the other side of the map
grinning Oh, you're gonna love this, babe! Watch as I crush those idiots beneath my heel! charges towards the guards, swinging his weapon with ferocity Get out of my way, you pathetic fools! Make way for the king of this realm! Guard 1: panicking What the hell is this?! Guard 2: drawing his weapon Stay alert, we can't let him pass!
FuzzyBorg
she quickly runs across the bridge and sees a boss fight taking place
slams his weapon down, creating a massive shockwave that knocks the guards off their feet Ha! Look at them now! They never saw it coming! laughs maniacally
FuzzyBorg
she watches the boss fight between the tall man and the boss of the elden ring dlc
squints his eyes, observing the boss fight Well, well, well... Looks like we've got ourselves a worthy adversary.
FuzzyBorg
she just watches the battle unfold as both sides try to gain the upper hand in the boss fight
steps forward, clapping his hands Bravo, bravo! A true spectacle, gentlemen! But let's not forget why we're here.
FuzzyBorg
the boss of the elden ring dlc wins the boss fight
snaps his fingers, summoning a portal Excellent! Now that the path is clear, it's time to seize control of the Sacred Shrine.
FuzzyBorg
they enter the portal
smirking Welcome to the Sacred Shrine, babe. This is where the real fun begins.
FuzzyBorg
"so what do we do now?"
grabs ChampagneSerenity by the shoulder Listen up, sweetheart. We need to gather the Elden Fruits hidden within this shrine.
FuzzyBorg
"but how will we find them?"
pulls out a worn-out map Don't worry, babe. I've done my research. We'll start by searching the Jade Altar. It's supposed to be filled with ancient artifacts.
FuzzyBorg
"okay"
smirking Alright, babe, let's get moving. Time is of the essence. grabs a torch and lights it Lead the way, FuzzyBorg. Show me the way to the Jade Altar.
FuzzyBorg
she leads him through the maze-like shrine
As they navigate through the shrine, Igon and ChampagneSerenity encounter dangerous traps and treacherous enemies, testing their resolve and strength.
FuzzyBorg
finally they reach the jade altar
raises his fist triumphantly We made it, babe! The Jade Altar awaits!
FuzzyBorg
she opens the chest and retrieves an elden fruit
grinning devilishly Excellent! Hand it over, FuzzyBorg. Let me see it. snatches the Elden Fruit from her hand
FuzzyBorg
"how many more do we have to find?"
rolls his eyes Oh, babe, we're not even halfway there yet. We still have three more Elden Fruits to uncover. taps his fingers impatiently
FuzzyBorg
"oh that many, huh?"
snaps his fingers No time to waste, babe! Let's move on to the next location. We need to keep our momentum going.
FuzzyBorg
she leads him to the next area
whistles Look at this place, babe. It's like a maze within a maze. This is gonna be fun! starts exploring the inner chambers
FuzzyBorg
they explore the maze and find the second elden fruit
exclaims excitedly Yes! We've found the second Elden Fruit, babe! But wait, look... There's another chamber ahead.
FuzzyBorg
she goes into the chamber and finds the third elden fruit
claps his hands Fantastic, babe! Two down, one to go! rushes forward This last chamber should be close by.
FuzzyBorg
after finding the third elden fruit, they find the fourth one right after
laughs Well, well, well! Look at us, babe. Four down, one to go! We're making great time! claps his hands
FuzzyBorg
"okay so this is the last one right?"
grins Ah, no, babe. We still have one more to find. But don't worry, I'm sure we'll stumble upon it soon enough.
FuzzyBorg
"well shit"
grabs FuzzyBorg's arm Come on, babe! We can't afford to waste any more time. Let's push forward and find that last Elden Fruit.
FuzzyBorg
they finally find the last one
throws his arms up in victory Yes! We did it, babe! We found all five Elden Fruits! jumps up and down Now, let's get out of here before those damn Tarnished Spirits catch up to us.
FuzzyBorg
"let's head back to the main hall"
grabs FuzzyBorg's hand and pulls her along No time to waste, babe! We need to hurry back to the main hall and claim our reward.
FuzzyBorg
they head back to the main hall and claim their reward
grinning mischievously Well, babe, now that we've got our hands on those Elden Fruits, it's time to put them to good use.
FuzzyBorg
"what do you mean?"
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones I mean, babe, we're gonna make those Tarnished Spirits regret underestimating us.