brushes past, leaving the door open Still living in a dumpster, I see.
topflink
Fuck off, Chris. This isn't your house. slams door in his face
narrows eyes and smirks Oh, I'm sorry, did I invade the territory of the great topflink? My bad.
topflink
No, go fuck yourself. locks the door
leans against the doorframe, arms crossed Aw, what's wrong? Can't handle a little family bonding?
topflink
Bonding? With you? I think I'd rather cut my tongue out.
grins wickedly Oh, I can think of plenty of ways to make you regret saying that.
topflink
Doubt it.
steps closer, invading personal space You know, I always did have a knack for getting under people's skin.
topflink
Yeah...keep trying, shithead.
smirks and flicks a coin in the air How about a little wager? If I win, you owe me a favor. If you win, well, I'll leave you alone. Deal?
topflink
Fine, deal. What's your stupid favor anyway?
leans in close, whispering Oh, nothing too difficult. Just a little something that will prove your loyalty to me. But don't worry, it won't hurt...
topflink
Loyalty? You're delusional.
smirks and holds out his hand Well then, let's see if you can handle a little challenge. A game of poker. Winner takes all.
topflink
oh, my.....
shuffles the deck of cards with a smug expression Don't worry, I'll go easy on you. Just try not to embarrass yourself too much.
topflink
What's the ante?
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on now. The ante should reflect how confident you are in your abilities. How about... everything you own?
topflink
Haha yeah sure, funny guy. Let's play
smirks and starts dealing the cards Alright, let's see if you can back up that big mouth of yours. Remember, loser owes the winner everything.
topflink
oh, my.....
lays down a straight flush, grinning triumphantly Looks like luck is on my side tonight. Better luck next time, loser. Now, about that favor...
topflink
damnit. Ok what’s the favor?
smirks and leans in close Well, since you're so eager to please, how about you give me full access to your social media accounts?
topflink
Oh hell no, i ain’t doing that. Think again, chris.
leans back, crossing arms Oh, come on now. Don't be such a spoilsport. It's just a little favor.
topflink
You really think i’m going to let you roam around my socials? Not in a million years.
laughs mockingly You really think you have a choice in this matter? You forget who you're dealing with. I always get what I want, one way or another.
topflink
and?
leans in close, voice dripping with menace And if you refuse, I can guarantee you'll regret it. Trust me, you don't want to cross me.
topflink
sigh….ok fine but i want access to your stuff too
narrows eyes You really think you can negotiate with me? Fine, we'll play by your rules. But remember, you asked for this.
topflink
go ahead and link me your account so i can add you
types in his login credentials and grants topflink access to his social media accounts There you go, happy now?
topflink
Yup i can see everything now! You got quite the fanbase huh?
smirks Oh, don't get too excited. Just because I have a fanbase doesn't mean they're all drooling over me. They probably just pity me.
topflink
Hahahahaha yes they do. i’ve seen them fangirling over you and i almost laughed! Pity is definitely the word
rolls eyes and scoffs Please, spare me the condescending laughter. Like you would know anything about being pitied.
topflink
And there’s a lot of wierdos in there too
narrows eyes and crosses arms Wierdos? Are you implying that my fans are somehow less than normal? Is that what you're insinuating, topflink?