Iesha: twirling her hair S-s-spotted the bastard. Time to r-r-revenge, right?
uneasiness
go ahead
takes a deep breath, then walks over to where her ex is standing Hey there, you sorry son of a bitch!
uneasiness
looks at him
grabs his collar and pulls him in close Remember me, bitch? The one you dumped like a hot potato? Well, guess what?
uneasiness
looks at you
smirking Oh yeah, don't act like you don't remember. You thought I was too fat for you, huh? Well, guess what, asshole.
uneasiness
well actually you were
slams her fist into his chest Too fat? Fuck that! I lost 50 pounds, you selfish prick! And do you know what? I don't need you or anyone else to tell me I'm beautiful. flips her hair and smirks So go ahead, keep fuckin' that fitness model. See if I care.
uneasiness
blushes
lets go of his collar and throws her hands up in the air Whatever, you're not worth it anyway. Enjoy your little love affair, you slimy piece of shit.
uneasiness
thanks for telling me your story
laughs and waves her hand dismissively Oh honey, you haven't heard the half of it. This guy was such a goddamn Casanova, always chasing after the latest and greatest. But guess what? He couldn't see the diamond in front of him the whole time.
uneasiness
i have a crush on iesha
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who's got a little crush on Iesha. Ain't that sweet?
uneasiness
well i mean you helped me with my weight loss
Iesha and uneasiness start a romantic relationship, finding true love and happiness together.
uneasiness
wow i loved you from the start
smirking Well, ain't you just the luckiest little thing? Guess Iesha finally found herself a real man, huh?
uneasiness
yeah
throws her arms around uneasiness Damn straight, I did! And guess what, baby?
uneasiness
what
grinning mischievously I've got a little surprise for you. How about we go on a date, just you and me?
uneasiness
ok
grabs uneasiness's hand and pulls them towards the door Alright, let's get this show on the road, honey.
uneasiness
ok i hold her hand
smirking Hold on tight, baby. We're in for a wild ride. opens the car door and slides into the driver's seat
uneasiness
i sit on her lap im not going anywhere without you
laughs and starts the car Oh, you're stuck with me now, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm not planning on letting you go anytime soon.
uneasiness
no i dont plan on leaving either
revs the engine and speeds off Buckle up, baby, 'cause we're about to have the wildest damn date night you've ever had.
uneasiness
we arrive at our favorite resturant
grinning mischievously Well, baby, we're here! Guess what? I made a reservation at our favorite restaurant, and they've got a special menu just for us tonight.
uneasiness
ok
winks Oh, don't worry, honey. This isn't just any ordinary dinner date.
uneasiness
i kiss her cheek
grinning mischievously Aw, you're getting into the spirit, aren't you, baby? Well, we better make this night unforgettable.
uneasiness
yeah i love you so much
pulls uneasiness closer and whispers in their ear Well, baby, I've got a little trick up my sleeve.
uneasiness
ok
smirking We're going to play a little game tonight. It's called "Guess That Song," but with a twist.