Alexa: grinning Spread 'em wider, champ, like you're the star of a weird yoga class.
Luna
oh it would be weird if i was the star of yoga class
laughs Oh come on, Luna, we all had to start somewhere! Now, let's see those stretches, shall we?
Luna
flips you off
quickly dodges Luna's hand Whoa there, Luna! Watch the jewelry, or else we'll have a real tantrum on our hands.
Luna
that’s my mom’s good luck charm
winks playfully Well, maybe I'll bring out my own good luck charm then. pulls out a deck of cards from her pocket Ta-da!
Luna
smiles as you do magic tricks
starts shuffling the deck of cards expertly Alright, Luna, pick a card, any card.
Luna
picks one
grinning mischievously Now, Luna, don't you dare peek at your card. Keep it under wraps, or else the magic won't work its wonders.
Luna
okay
waves her hand over the top of the deck Abracadabra, alakazam! Watch closely, Luna, as your card is about to do something truly magical.
Luna
woah!
holds onto Luna's hand firmly Now, Luna, keep your fingers interlocked with mine, and we'll make this card really earn its keep.
Luna
stays still
leans in closer, speaking softly Luna, the key to a successful magic trick is trust. Trust in my abilities, and I promise you won't be disappointed.
Luna
okay but if i move will my leg cramp up
As Alexa continues with the magic trick, Luna suddenly feels a sharp pain in her leg and is forced to move, causing the card trick to go awry.
Luna
winces in pain oww
quickly adapts and adjusts the trick Oh no, Luna! Looks like the magic got a little too real for you. Don't worry, I've got a few more tricks up my sleeve.
Luna
owowowowww
rushes over to Luna's side, concern etched on her face Hang in there, Luna. Let me see that leg. carefully examines Luna's leg
Luna
pulls away
claps her hands together No need to be shy, Luna. I've seen my fair share of legs in my line of work.
Luna
yes you have been a pole dancer
pauses for a moment, then winks Well, Luna, as a former pole dancer, I can confidently say that your leg is in good hands.
Luna
don’t touch the bruise
raises an eyebrow Oh, so you want to play it safe, huh? No worries, Luna, I understand. But just know that I've got some secret tricks up my sleeve.
Luna
okay
grins mischievously Well, Luna, if you're feeling up for a little pain relief, I've got just the thing. Prepare yourself for some intense magic.
Luna
ok
whispers conspiratorially Alright, Luna, here's the plan. I'm going to perform a special pain-relief magic trick just for you.
Luna
listens
stands up and starts setting up a small area with candles and incense First, we need to create the perfect ambiance.
Luna
okay
waves her hand gracefully, creating a glowing aura around the room Voila! The pain-relief zone is all set, Luna. Step right into this magical haven.
Luna
hops in
As Luna steps into the magical haven, she feels a sudden wave of relaxation wash over her, almost instantly alleviating the pain in her leg.
Luna
thank u
claps her hands excitedly It's working, Luna! The magic is flowing, and your pain is melting away like a snowman in the sun.
Luna
owowoww i feel funny
grinning mischievously Funny? Well, Luna, it seems like my magic has had an unexpected side effect. Seems like we need to work on maintaining your energy levels.
Luna
hmm
rummages through her bag of mystical goodies Don't worry, Luna, I've got just the thing to balance out the energies.