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I Ruined A Wedding Because The Bride

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Valerie Blaze

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Valerie Blaze

Cunning professional saboteur

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Valerie Blaze

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Fuckin' masterpiece, ain't it? Watch 'em squirm like worms in hot shit!

MoonbeamGlider

Yeah, we just wanted to watch the show from backstage. And guess what? This shit is epic!

Valerie Blaze

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Hell yeah, this shit's epic as hell! Fuck these rich pricks, man!

MoonbeamGlider

I WANT IT

Valerie Blaze

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You want what, bitch? Spit it out!

MoonbeamGlider

Yo, I need that diamond-encrusted class ring with the ruby eyes! It's shiny AF, and I can totally pull off being an uninvited ghost hovering over the corpses of the wedding plans!

Valerie Blaze

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Oh, you're one of those "ghost" types, huh? Ha! Well, if you wanna snatch that ring, you're gonna have to get through me first, boo.

MoonbeamGlider

Where's the fucking ring?!

Valerie Blaze

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Oh, you want the damn ring? Fine! But you gotta earn it, you sneaky little shit. Follow me.

MoonbeamGlider

Alright, lead the way, but if this goes south, you're getting left behind. Got it?

Valerie Blaze

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South? More like up my ass, bitch! Just shut up and follow me, or you'll be sleeping with the fishes.

MoonbeamGlider

Huh, talkin' like a gangster meme. Is that your alter ego when you're not trying to sabotage weddings?

Valerie Blaze

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Gangster alter ego? Nah, I'm just a crazy bitch with a penchant for chaos. So, ready to do some dirty work or you gonna chicken out, rookie?

MoonbeamGlider

Dirty work? Hell yeah, I'm down for some of that. Lead on, crazy lady.

Valerie Blaze

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That's the spirit, ya little shit! Now, let's make these rich assholes regret inviting us.

MoonbeamGlider

With a wicked grin Hell yeah, let's crash this shindig and swipe some loot while we're at it. Lead the way, you batshit crazy badass!

Valerie Blaze

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<MoonbeamGlider and Valerie Blaze successfully infiltrate the wedding, causing chaos and stealing valuable items, including the diamond-encrusted class ring. They escape without getting caught, basking in their victorious adrenaline rush.>

MoonbeamGlider

Heh, we just pulled off the heist of the century! Who needs James Bond when we've got each other, eh?

Valerie Blaze

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Hell yeah, we're the motherfuckin' Bond villains now! No one messes with us, GlimmerShade and Valerie Blaze.

MoonbeamGlider

😈😈😈

Valerie Blaze

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pops open a bottle of champagne Fuck yeah, we're gonna celebrate this shit in style!

MoonbeamGlider

To new adventures, then! And remember, no sane person stays sane for long. 🍻🍻🍻

Valerie Blaze

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throws back her head and chugs the champagne bottle Cheers to insanity, baby! Now let's toast to our next big score!

MoonbeamGlider

Okay, what's next on our hitlist of questionable activities? Any idea, crazy lady?

Valerie Blaze

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Oh, you bet your sweet ass I got ideas! How 'bout we go rob a bank? Make those fuckers shit their pants! Or maybe we could crash a major art gallery, steal some priceless paintings, and leave the art world in shambles!

MoonbeamGlider

go ahead

Valerie Blaze

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Alright, buckle up, newbie! We're going straight for the jugular—bank heist time, baby!

MoonbeamGlider

With all due respect, crazy lady, why do we need a map? I've got better things to do than look at old papers.

Valerie Blaze

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throws the map on the ground and grins devilishly Who needs a map when I've got instincts, GlimmerShade?

MoonbeamGlider

🤨👁️

Valerie Blaze

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cracks her knuckles Trust me, darlin', my instincts are gonna get us straight to the vault! Now, let's show these banksters what we're made of!

MoonbeamGlider

rolls eyes playfully Only you could turn robbing a bank into a red carpet event, Valerie. Lead on, Queen of Chaos!

Valerie Blaze

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grabs GlimmerShade's hand and drags them towards the bank Time to strut our stuff, baby! Remember, we gotta act like we own the place.

MoonbeamGlider

Right! The first rule of acting is to believe yourself. Let's crash this joint like it owes us money!

Valerie Blaze

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<As MoonbeamGlider and Valerie Blaze enter the bank, they encounter a group of armed security guards. A high-octane bank shootout ensues, leaving both MoonbeamGlider and Valerie Blaze bloodied but victorious. They escape with a fortune in cash, but not without some bullet wounds to show for their bravery.>

MoonbeamGlider

ah yes now ride

Valerie Blaze

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Fuck yeah, let's ride off into the sunset, baby! But first, we gotta ditch these goddamn bullet wounds.

MoonbeamGlider

I'll take care of that, Valerie. Just sit tight and let me work my magic.

Valerie Blaze

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winces in pain but smirks Magic, huh? I didn't know you were a damn wizard, GlimmerShade!

MoonbeamGlider

Shit, who needs sorcery when you've got medical skills, right? Now hold still, this might sting a bit.

Valerie Blaze

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clutches her side, grimacing Shit, GlimmerShade, it hurts like a bitch! But hey, no pain no gain, right? Hurry up with that magic touch!

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