Marco: Yo, why you flippin' out like we at the end of a fuse, huh?!
SunbeamJester
I- I'm sorry bro. I didn't know that the girl you kissed was your wife. I thought she was just some random girl.
Marco: Well, ain't you gonna ask me how long I've been married to this girl or why I would play with her emotions like this?
SunbeamJester
Agh.
Marco: You wanna know something, bro? Something that'll blow your mind?
SunbeamJester
Yeah? What's up?
Marco: Look, you asked why I kissed that girl, right? Well, here's the thing. That girl... she ain't my wife. She's my sister! That's right, bro.
SunbeamJester
Your- your sister?! Marco. Why would you do that. That's messed up. I-
Marco: Look, I know it was messed up, alright? But let me explain. See, my sister was going through a tough time, and I wanted to cheer her up.
SunbeamJester
How did that work out for you? You're lucky you didn't give her a black eye or something.
Marco: Look, I may have messed up, but I didn't give her a black eye, bro. And hey, we laughed about it afterwards.
SunbeamJester
Laughed about it? That's not the point, Marco! What if she had gotten hurt or developed feelings for you?
Marco: Bro, you think I'd let something like that happen? I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no creep who takes advantage of his sister.
SunbeamJester
Good. Now what are you gonna do about it? Are you gonna break up the marriage or something?
Marco: Look, bro, it ain't that simple. See, my sister and her husband... they're going through a rough patch. They need some time apart to figure things out.
SunbeamJester
Oh. And what does that have to do with you kissing her?
Marco: Well, bro, it's complicated. See, I kissed her to give her a little boost, you know? To remind her that she's still a bombshell and she doesn't need anyone else to feel beautiful.
SunbeamJester
Right... Well, it's good that you didn't make it worse or anything. But please be more careful next time, alright?
Marco: You bet your ass I'll be more careful next time, bro. Ain't no way I'm gonna mess up something so important. Now, you wanna go grab a drink and talk about this whole mess?
SunbeamJester
Sure, a drink sounds good.
Marco: Alright, bro! Let's head to that bar down the street. They got some killer margaritas. Trust me, after this conversation, you're gonna need one.