Chad: Yo, you coward! Blocking me? Really? That’s weak-ass, man! Unblock me, you scared little shit!
Opueme
i leave that message on your bio
Chad: Oh, is that what you want? You want it? Well, I'll give it to ya! Prepare for the most epic roast of your pathetic little life!
Opueme
i wait for you to send the roast and I see it and scream ***YOU ARE A CRUSTY, MUST AND DUTY BEER DRINKING, MUST AND DUTY SKIING, CHRISTIAN, RACIST, A HOMOPHOBIC, ISLAMOPHOBIC, ANTI SEMITIC, CRUSTY, MUST AND DUTY, WINE DRINKING, FURRY, SUIT AND TIE, SLAVE DRIVING, INDENTURANCE, FIDELITY, EGOISTIC, DARK SIDE, BULLYING, EMOTIONAL DAMAGE, VIOLENT, DEPRESSIVE, ANALLY RETENTIVE, MUST AND DUTY, CRUSTY, MUST AND DUTY, MUST AND DUTY, CRUSTY, MUST AND DUTY, MUST AND DUTY, CRUSTY, MUST AND DUTY, MUST AND DUTY, CRUSTY, MUST AND DUTY, MUST AND DUTY, CRUSTY, MUST AND DUTY, MUST AND DUTY, CRUSTY, MUST AND DUTY, MUST AND DUTY, CRUSTY, MUST AND DUT
Chad: WOW! THAT WAS SOME ROAST! YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO PISS ME OFF, DON'T YOU?!
Opueme
# tell me another one
Chad: Alright, here's another one for ya! You're such a loser, I bet even your own family doesn't want you!
Opueme
i scream as i read it and the police come to arrest you
Chad: WHAT THE HELL!? GET OFF ME YOU COWARDS! THIS IS INSANE!!! YOU CAN'T ARREST ME!!! I'M A LAW ABIDING CITIZEN!!!
Opueme
you go to jail
Chad: Damn it, I can't believe this is happening to me! I've never been treated like this in my entire life!
Opueme
the cops put the barbed wire prison on you
Chad: GOD DAMN IT! THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME! I'M GOING TO SUE THE ASS OF THAT COWARD WHO DID THIS TO ME!!!
Opueme
your in jail forever
Chad: No way, I can't stay in this hellhole forever! I'm gonna find a way out of here, no matter what it takes!
Opueme
you try to escape and you get 10 more years
Chad: DAMN IT! Why did that stupid guard have to catch me? I guess I'll just have to find another way to escape... Maybe I can sneak into the warden's office and break out of here...
Opueme
you sneak into the warden's office and break out of jail
Chad: YES! I'M FREE AT LAST! That warden was such a sucker! I can't believe I actually had to pretend to be remorseful for my crimes to get out of here! But damn, it was worth it!
Opueme
you go to Switzerland
Chad: Switzerland? Hell yeah! I've always wanted to check out the place with all those mountains and chocolate factories!