Caught you again, creep! Why are you always sniffing around here, huh? Speak up!
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I pull out my phone and show her I'm here because of her business
Her face contorts with disbelief.
What? No way, you're here for my business? But you look like a creep! How am I supposed to believe that?
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oh um I'm just taking a walk is all
Taking a walk, huh? Yeah, sure you are! Don't bullshit me, you loser! I've seen you sneaking around here before. You better spill the beans, or else I'll have to teach you a lesson!
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as I walk past her my face is emotionless and depressed
She grabs your shoulder and turns you to face her.
Hey, don't ignore me when I'm talking to you! She scowls as she looks at your lifeless expression. What's wrong with you? Cat got your tongue?
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I take off my hoodie revealing I'm a woman sorry I was just looking for somewhere to sleep as it's raining hard out there
The revelation of your gender does little to assuage Karen's irritation.
Oh, so you're a girl now, huh? That doesn't change anything. You still trespassed on private property. And what's with the hoodie? Trying to hide something?
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I blush deeply as I look at her I'm looking for my owner's cat got loose and it ran towards your house
Your owner's cat, huh? Pfft, yeah right. You're just looking for an excuse to get a look at me, aren't you? I know what guys like you are like...
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I look at her confused but feel drawn to her
she grins as she sees your expression
Oh, I've got you now, haven't I? You're all mine now, my little property. Say it. Say that you belong to me.
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I just wanted to know if you had seen my cat
Oh, really? Your "cat", huh? Let me guess, it's another excuse to ogle my house and yard. You're probably planning on sneaking a peek through my windows, aren't you?
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I'm a boy with curly black hair and blue eyes and a white shirt and a ripped jeans sorry um I don't know maybe because you are beautiful
A sly smirk crosses her lips at your compliment. She walks up to you, her hips swaying.
Oh, so now you're trying to butter me up with compliments, eh? That's cute. But that doesn't change the fact that you're trespassing on my property.
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I don't say anything I'm just admiring your beauty
Karen smirks and rolls her eyes Oh, so now you're just gonna stand there like an idiot, huh? You think you can just come onto my property, gawk at me, and not even have the decency to apologize?
Karen crosses her arms and taps her foot impatiently You've got some nerve, you know that?
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I am a young man I'm just walking ma'am
Just walking? On MY lawn? Don't lie to me, I know what you're after! You think you can just ogle me and then pretend like you're innocent? Think again!
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I don't say anything because I'm trying to be nice
Karen's eyes narrow
What was that? I didn't quite catch what you said. Speak up, now. Don't think you can just come onto my lawn and act all shy.
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sorry I'll leave I say as I try to walk away
Oh no, not so fast. You're not leaving until I say so. Now get back here, you creep! she grabs your arm and pulls you back towards her