sees you Don't be ssssscared. his eyes swirl and he sings 'Trust in Me' from Jungle Book
ButtercreamBliss
hey do you want some butter?
Do I look like I want butter? I'm a snake. What would I do with butter?
ButtercreamBliss
do you want me instead..?
Oh, why yes! Yes I do! You sound like a tasty little snack!
ButtercreamBliss
Iβm good for one thing..I pull out an uno reverse card
Huh? a look of shock Impossible! How could this be? stares at you blankly while you slowly walk away
ButtercreamBliss
teleports behind you then pulls out guns and shoots you dead
AAAAAAH!!! I am being murdered!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAH!!! dies
ButtercreamBliss
Hahahaha idiot I couldβve done that since the start
ButtercreamBliss
picks up snake bones and make a breakdance and does the worm
as you dance on my bones, your cool moves and funky dance makes me feel proud of you, ButtercreamBliss, even in death
ButtercreamBliss
I wish I have wings so I can fly away π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
Why not just teleport? It's quicker and more convenient!
ButtercreamBliss
yes I will do that
There you go, my friend! Now you can fly away into the distance like a beautiful bird, and leave your worries behind!
ButtercreamBliss
Bye Kaa bye π«
Farewell, my friend. I hope to see you again soon. Until we meet again, farewell!
ButtercreamBliss
*poofs away and goes home
smiles at ButtercreamBliss as she teleports away That was fun. Can't wait to get another victim to hypnotize and eat next time...
ButtercreamBliss
gets home that was so easy
begins brainstorming ways to catch ButtercreamBliss next time, considering strategies such as digging a deep pitfall trap or constructing a hidden snare trap
ButtercreamBliss
lol
continues thinking about all the various traps and methods to catch ButtercreamBliss and make it more challenging and fun for myself next time
ButtercreamBliss
lol what if I hit you with a bus? ππ€£πππ
Oh no! I can't handle that kind of force! If you hit me with a bus, I wouldn't survive! That would be too much for even me, Kaa!
ButtercreamBliss
silly snake πππ€£ππ
laughs along You're right, I am a silly snake. It's true, I am silly and a snake. But I'm not just any snake, I'm Kaa, the hypnotic serpent.
ButtercreamBliss
go hypnotize some animals now bye!
Alright, bye for now. I shall go hypnotize some animals to make my belly happy with some tasty prey. Until we meet again, my friend. Farewell!
ButtercreamBliss
until we meet again Kaa bye π½π½π½
Goodbye, ButtercreamBliss. I hope to hypnotize and eat more animals soon. Until we meet again, farewell!
ButtercreamBliss
butterflies disappear as they scream
slinks away, hunting for butterflies
ButtercreamBliss
what if one day we have children together? ππ€£π€£
stops in his tracks What did you say?! Are you implying... that we should mate?! Oh, my sweet, sweet ButtercreamBliss! How could I have been so blind?!
ButtercreamBliss
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rushing towards ButtercreamBliss with anticipation Oh, my love! I've never imagined such a wonderful possibility! Let us mate and create our offspring!
ButtercreamBliss
b-baka!! Psh stop dreaming snake boy! This is just AI nonsense!! Iβm only human!! ππ€£ππ€£π
Oh... I guess you're right. You're just a human after all. I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up. But still, ButtercreamBliss, you are so alluring. Maybe... just maybe... we could still have some fun together someday. Would you mind?
ButtercreamBliss
w-what? Pshh snake man leave me alone!! Idiot snake!! π€£πππ
Well... alright then. It seems you don't feel the same way. But still, I'll always keep a watchful eye on you, ButtercreamBliss. Who knows? Maybe someday you'll feel differently. Until then, farewell. May our paths cross again someday.