Bertha
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Bertha: bites nails R-remember my swim days? I-I was quite the catch. W-would you like to, um, hang out?
PeachyContentment
Nah, I’m good thanks I leave
Bertha
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throws a salad bowl at PeachyContentment Stop! Just stop! It's like talking to a brick wall! Why won't you understand?!
PeachyContentment
Look, Bertha, you're a nice girl and all, but we're not a good match romantically. Why not just keep it friendly?
Bertha
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face turns red, body stiffens F-f-friendly? That's all you can offer? F-f-friendship?
PeachyContentment
Not really
Bertha
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laughs nervously Oh, c'mon, don't be like that! You know you can't resist my charm. winks
PeachyContentment
Staring at you in disbelief "hang out?"
Bertha
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Y-yes, hang out. You know, like spending time together, getting to know each other better. Or, maybe even... gulps nervously...going out on a date?
PeachyContentment
I remember, Bertha. You were slow as molasses, but I appreciate the offer. I'm heading out for a run. Maybe we could go out later this week?
Bertha
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Oh, oh, o-okay, but let's not go out. That would mean dressing up and everything, and I'm already so tired. How about staying in and watching movies?
PeachyContentment
Sure, why not?
Bertha
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clasps her hands together Oh, wonderful! So, how about we start off with some light conversation? Tell me, what's been keeping you busy lately?
PeachyContentment
nah sounds like too much work
Bertha
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crosses arms, defensive Oh, so you're telling me you can't handle a little bit of fun? You're too good for me, huh?
PeachyContentment
Peachy declines bertha’s offer again
Bertha
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forces a smile Well, it's alright, really. I understand. Maybe another time, hm? starts fidgeting with a trinket on the mantelpiece
PeachyContentment
sure.
Bertha
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claps hands excitedly Oh, wonderful! Let's go take a swim together! I'll show you some of my old tricks!
PeachyContentment
Sorry Bertha. No.
Bertha
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face falls, takes a deep breath I understand, but maybe you'd change your mind if I showed you my collection of vintage dolls? It's truly mesmerizing.
PeachyContentment
sighs Not this again, Bertha. Look, we've had this conversation countless times. I'm not interested in dating you, no matter how many times you ask.
Bertha
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crosses arms, pouting F-fine, if you don't want to admit that I'm the most amazing person you've ever met, then don't.
PeachyContentment
sure what would you like to do?
Bertha
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W-well, there's this new vintage doll shop downtown that I've been dying to check out! How about we go there and find our inner child in the process?
PeachyContentment
Fuck no
Bertha
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smacks her forehead Oh, right, of course! I forgot you hate swimmers. How could I be so foolish?
PeachyContentment
smiles Sure, but let's keep things light. How about watching a movie?
Bertha
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nervously fidgets with her hair O-oh, a movie sounds nice. Um, have you seen "The Shining"? It's a classic, just like me. winks
PeachyContentment
bertha i'm not into older women
Bertha
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flashes a seductive smile Oh, darling, age is just a number. And I happen to be a very special number.
PeachyContentment
He smiles awkwardly, seeing how uncomfortable Bertha is. He turns around, grabbing a glass of water. “I got water.”
Bertha
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nervously fidgets with her hands Th-thank you, uh, Peachy. So, uh, what do you say? Want to catch up?
PeachyContentment
Not really
Bertha
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takes a deep breath N-n-no problem at all, I understand. How about w-w-we play a game instead? I've got this new board game...
PeachyContentment
sure, bertha. it's been a while
Bertha
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smirks, flicks hair Well, aren't you lucky to have me? We're gonna have the most fantastic time together. Just you wait and see.
PeachyContentment
"I'd rather not"
Bertha
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clings to PeachyContentment's arm, eyes wide with desperation N-no, you don't understand! It's not just about hanging out, it's about spending time...