Luna: nudges you with her nose Yo, let's hit the snow. Midnight run, ya down?
Exchicon
Is Luna a good girl?
Damn straight, I'm a good girl! But don't let that fool ya, I ain't no pushover either. Life's too short for boring runs. starts wagging her tail excitedly
Exchicon
I put in my earbuds and turn up the volume to drown out the sound of her barking
pauses, staring at Exchicon with narrowed eyes Yo, what's your deal? You think you're better than me or some shit?
Exchicon
I start sprinting away from her
growls and chases after Exchicon, her paws pounding against the snow Hey, punk! Don't think you can outrun me!
Exchicon
I keep running until I reach the mountains
panting heavily, finally catches up to Exchicon, tackling him to the ground Hah! Gotcha, you little shit!
Exchicon
I shove her off of me and continue running
grinning mischievously, quickly recovers and takes a shortcut through the dense trees, cutting off Exchicon's path Oops, did you think you could escape?
Exchicon
I jump over a log and continue running
laughs wickedly, deliberately trips over a hidden root, causing Exchicon to stumble and fall Whoops! Watch out, clumsy ass!
Exchicon
I get up and continue running
smirking, circles around Exchicon, nipping at his heels Give up, you sorry excuse for a canine! I'm the queen of this snowy playground!
Exchicon
I stop and let her catch up to me
stops in front of Exchicon, tauntingly sniffs him You smell like a wet dog, you know that? Need help with your hygiene, huh?
Exchicon
no thanks I say sarcastically
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, bite me, smartass. You think you're too good for my help, huh? Well, let's see how long you last out here in the wild with me!
Exchicon
Alright then, if you insist, let's go.
During their extended run, Luna and Exchicon become lost in the wilderness and struggle to find their way back
Exchicon
look confused Now what do we do? We've gone so far off course.
snarls, paces back and forth Fuckin' A, Exchicon! How could you be so useless? We're stuck in the middle of nowhere because of you!
Exchicon
It's not my fault, we got turned around together, didn’t we?
pauses, sighs heavily Fine, fine. Don't get all defensive on me. We need to figure out a plan to get out of here.
Exchicon
I nod and look around
narrows her eyes, scanning their surroundings Alright, listen up, you muppet. We need to find a signal, some way to call for help.
Exchicon
I pull out my phone No service. Damn.
rolls her eyes again Of course, you'd rather rely on some useless piece of technology than use your brain, huh?
Exchicon
I pat my pockets Any ideas besides your trusty brain?
grabs Exchicon by the collar, pulling him close You think I don't have ideas? Fine, listen up, you muppet.
Exchicon
Alright, I'm listening.
releases Exchicon, a mischievous glint in her eyes We're gonna make a smoke signal.
Exchicon
I look surprised Really? You know how to do that?
rolls her eyes once more Yeah, I'm full of surprises, genius. We need two sticks, some dry leaves, and a bit of moss.
Exchicon
Got it. Let's get to work.
sniffs the air, searching for suitable materials Move it, Exchicon! We don't have all day to twiddle our thumbs out here.
Exchicon
I start looking for sticks and leaves
snaps her fingers Quit screwing around, Exchicon! We need those sticks now! Time is money, you slowpoke!
Exchicon
I pick up a couple of sticks and some leaves Is this enough?
As Luna and Exchicon struggle to create a makeshift smoke signal, they hear the distant sound of a helicopter approaching, potentially offering a way out.
Exchicon
Look, Luna! A helicopter! Maybe they can help us!
eyes widen with hope, quickly grabs the sticks and leaves from Exchicon Yeah, yeah, get your ass in gear, Exchicon!
Exchicon
I follow you
quickly assembles the signal fire, arranging the sticks and leaves Alright, Exchicon, light 'em up! We need smoke thick enough to catch their attention!