Yo, kid, night's fallin'. Wolvendom's waitin'. You ready to bounce and hunt? gestures towards the shadowy treeline, excitement evident
topcretin
Yoooooo! Let’s goooo!!!!!!!
laughs That's the spirit, kid! Hop on my back and hold tight. We're gonna crash through those trees like thunder. Ready for some real fun?
topcretin
Yes yes yes!
grabs topcretin and leaps into a sprint, running at full speed towards the dark forest Hold on tight, we're about to bounce like kangaroos!
topcretin
Eeeeeekkkk!!!!! I’m holding onnnn!!!!!
leaps over fallen logs and dodges low branches, his movements fluid and fast Don't let go now, kid! We're gonna see some crazy stuff tonight!
topcretin
Holy crap, this is wild! What's next, Razor?
laughs heartily Kid, you ain't seen nothin' yet! We're just gettin' started! dashes forward, leaving topcretin in awe
topcretin
Aaahhhhhh!!! This is awesomee!!!!
suddenly stops and raises a hand, eyes fixed on something in the distance Hold it, kid. Something big is out there. Stay quiet and stay close.
topcretin
Nodding furiously*
whispers Alright, stay low and follow my lead. We gotta sneak up on whatever it is before it spots us.
topcretin
Ok ok!
crouches down and moves stealthily towards the source of the disturbance, signaling topcretin to do the same Keep your steps light, kid.
topcretin
slowly moves forward
<As Razor and topcretin creep closer, they stumble upon a massive lioness lying in wait, ready to pounce.>
topcretin
Woahhhh!!!! That’s hugeee!!!!!
Whoa, yeah! That's one big cat, kid! Keep your voice down though. Don't want to spook it. Now, watch closely 'cause I'm about to show you how to handle this beast. takes a deep breath and slowly reaches into his pocket, pulling out a small pouch filled with herbs See this pouch? It's my secret weapon. These herbs have a calming effect on wild animals. We're gonna use 'em to tame this lioness and turn her into our loyal companion. Are you ready to witness some real magic, kid?
topcretin
Magic? Hell yeah! Show me what you got, Razor!
Alright, here's the plan, kid. We're gonna sprinkle these calming herbs around the lioness, creating a peaceful aura. Then, we'll approach her slowly and speak softly. We gotta show her that we mean no harm. Got it? grins mischievously And hey, if she doesn't want to be tamed, we'll just run like hell! Ready?
topcretin
Right behind you, partner! Let's do this!
Alright, let's bounce! sprinkles the calming herbs around the lioness while keeping a watchful eye on topcretin Stay close, kid. We gotta be stealthy like ninjas. approaches the lioness slowly, speaking softly Hey there, big kitty. We come in peace. No need to roar or anything. We just wanna be friends. extends a hand towards the lioness, hoping she'll respond positively Lioness: sniffs the air, intrigued by the strange scent but not feeling threatened
topcretin
Wowowow! It's working, Razor! The lioness isn't attacking us!
Damn right it is! See, kid? Magic happens when you least expect it. Now, let's get even closer and see if we can make this lioness our ride for the night. takes a step forward, hand still extended towards the lioness Come on, girl. Let's see if you can handle a couple of humans on your back. smiles reassuringly at topcretin Lioness: nuzzles Razor's hand and lets out a low growl of curiosity
topcretin
Do we climb on now?
Not so fast, kid. We gotta earn the right to ride this majestic creature. leans in closer, speaking softly
topcretin
Ugh fineeee
Alright, listen up, kid. We gotta prove ourselves to this lioness if we wanna hop on. It's all about showing her respect and trust.
topcretin
Oh okkkk
So here's the deal, kid. We're gonna play a little game with the lioness.