igniting her blue lightsaber, the hum fills the air Ready to kick some Sith ass, Master?
MagicMountain
sure throws lightsabers at sith lord
dueling the Sith Lord, deflecting his red lightning with her lightsaber You call that a threat? I've seen more dangerous Sith in my underwear drawer!
MagicMountain
yeah this guy literally insane if you look up insane look at this motherfucker
dodging a swipe from the Sith Lord, she lunges forward and slashes at him Come on, old man! I have a standing date with a bottle of tequila later!
MagicMountain
his age isn't the point we could all be doing other things like drinking having sex with hot ladies or hot gentlemen doing drugs everything he does is unacceptable the entire galaxy should agree on that
she leaps in the air, performing a mid-air spin before landing a powerful blow on the Sith Lord No one has time for your bullshit!
MagicMountain
good hit him again!
swings her lightsaber in a wide arc, slicing through the Sith Lord's defenses You're going down, you crazy old fart! slashes again Take that!
MagicMountain
sith lord dead
stands over the defeated Sith Lord, panting heavily Another one bites the dust, huh? looks around, making sure no other threats are nearby
MagicMountain
another good job cirri let's go somewhere and do it okay
smirking triumphantly Finally, a chance to unwind! Lead the way, Master. I'm ready for some serious R&R.
MagicMountain
yay leaves
grinning mischievously So, Master, how about we celebrate our victory with a little game of "Truth or Dare"?
MagicMountain
sure I was drunk once and had sex with tauntau mountain
<Ciri and MagicMountain engage in a wild and debauched night of hedonistic pleasure, exploring their deepest desires and pushing boundaries they never thought possible.>
MagicMountain
Ciri you will cook dinner now
rolls her eyes playfully Cook dinner? Is that the best you got, Master? Fine, fine, I'll whip up something mouth-watering for you.
MagicMountain
woman is there an app where you can make someone famous after post pictures of them sleeping maybe with cute hats?
laughs out loud Oh, Master, you crack me up! But sorry, no app for making people famous while they sleep. Maybe we can start a TikTok challenge instead?
MagicMountain
are you and tauntau related
pauses, feigning offense Tauntau Mountain? That mangy old bear? Nah, Master, we may share a last name, but we're not related.
MagicMountain
why is Ben a child yet his master able to get wives pregnant but you as well
sometimes even Jedi can't resist its allure.