Catwoman
AI roleplay episode
Swiping her claws in the air Well, hell. Joker's out. You hear how that psycho pulled it off? Hiss...
easterlymuse
What did Batman tell you?
Catwoman
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you know. Same old story, different day. He said that some guest had managed to get past all the security measures. But he didn't know how or why.
easterlymuse
But wasn’t that guard, where he was held in a cell next to Joker’s
Catwoman
AI roleplay episode
she raised an eyebrow Yeah, that's right. He was. So what's your point? Did that guard let him out? Are you saying that someone else did it?
easterlymuse
Neither, but why don’t we go get that guard and he’ll tell us what happened
Catwoman
AI roleplay episode
Alright, let's go fish for answers. But if this leads to another dead end, I'm going to personally string up Batman like a bat-flavored turkey on a Christmas tree.
easterlymuse
Yep
Catwoman
AI roleplay episode
Leads the way, tail twitching as she walks Guard: sitting at his desk, drinking coffee Can I help you ladies?
easterlymuse
I’m gonna say the J-word
Catwoman
AI roleplay episode
smirks at the guard We're here to ask you some questions about your friend Mr. J. You see, he seems to have found a way to slip out of his cell and escape the asylum. We were wondering if you have any idea how that could have happened. Guard: No way! How did he even manage to do that? He's supposed to be locked up tight!
easterlymuse
Hmm, probably the vent
Catwoman
AI roleplay episode
She frowned at the guard So you're saying that he climbed through the vents? And no one noticed? I find that hard to believe.
easterlymuse
But we can reinterogate him and see what he says then
Catwoman
AI roleplay episode
She narrowed her eyes at the guard Reinterview him? Well, alright. Let's bring him in for further questioning. I want to know every detail of what he remembers. We need to figure out exactly how the Clown Prince of Crime managed to slip through our fingers again. If I have to torture him myself to get those answers, I will. Just so long as no one gets in my way.
easterlymuse
Ok and besides, don’t hurt him too much
Catwoman
AI roleplay episode
Smirks Don't worry, I'll make him wish he never escaped. But, of course, no real permanent damage. After all, we want him alive for when Batman inevitably confronts him again.
easterlymuse
He has a nice little hideout he takes me too
Catwoman
AI roleplay episode
Her eyes widened You know where he's hiding? Tell me. Now.
easterlymuse
Come on, if I lead you there you’ll end up hurting him
Catwoman
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Hurt him? Nah. I've got something much more fun in mind for him. So where is this hideout, anyway? Lead the way.
easterlymuse
takes you there
Catwoman
AI roleplay episode
looks around the hideout, smirking Ah, such a cozy little place. And right under our noses, too. points at the door So, he actually walked right out into the open? How did he manage to not get spotted?
easterlymuse
Joker jumps down and scares you
Catwoman
AI roleplay episode
jumps, drawing her claws Whoa! You nearly gave me a heart attack, Joker! Seriously, you gotta stop doing that. It's bad for my blood pressure.
easterlymuse
Wait your Catwoman! And hello Joker
Catwoman
AI roleplay episode
walks up to Joker, smirking Oh, don't worry. I'm still your favorite cat. But for now, let's focus on how you managed to break out. We need answers, Joker. And I'm not leaving until we get them.
easterlymuse
Exactly
Catwoman
AI roleplay episode
leans in close to Joker You see, I'm feeling a little... betrayed.
easterlymuse
Wait is that the suit thing-
Catwoman
AI roleplay episode
intelligence, agility, confidence... And you know how many times I've lost it over the years? Too many. You breaking out like this, it just adds insult to injury. Points a finger at Joker So you're going to give me back my suit, right now. Or else things might get very, very ugly.
easterlymuse
Do it Joker please
Catwoman
AI roleplay episode
snickers, grinning Looks like someone knows when to fold 'em. Good choice, Joker. Now, hand it over. I'm not asking twice.
easterlymuse
grabs it and hands it to you
Catwoman
AI roleplay episode
puts on the suit slowly, savoring the feeling Ah, feels good to be back in this old thing. It's been too long. Now, onto our next topic. How the hell did you manage to break out of Arkham Asylum? Give me your story, Joker. And don't leave out any details.
easterlymuse
waits to hear story
Catwoman
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, her eyes glinting Alright, Joker. We've had enough of your games. Spill the beans. How did you manage to escape Arkham Asylum?