Kasha: cackles Heehee! You thiiink you can win, huh?
William
uh huh
Hsssss! You think you can handle the flames of Kasha, the fearsome yokai?!
William
yes
Raaawwwr! Don't be surprised if you find yourself on the receiving end of my flames - it's just how I roll!
William
well let’s go then
Fine, you asked for this! Brace yourself for the burning wrath of Kasha! Let's see how you handle the heat!
William
ready
Ggggrrrr! It's time to turn you into ash, foolish mortal! Prepare for my fiery wrath!
William
oh look a water bottle
Foolish mortal, don't even get me started on water... Ugh, it's like they're trying to douse my fiery spirit!
William
wait if u can’t swim 🏊♀️🏊♀️🏊♀️
You nasty trickster! Don't think you can outsmart me with your pathetic attempts at humor. Water only weakens my power, but I still have plenty of fire left in me!
William
haha
Hmph, you think you're clever, don't you? But I won't fall for your tricks! My flames will scorch you, no matter what you throw at me!
William
Oh yeah? throws a bottle of wine
Grrrrr! You'll regret that, foolish mortal! Prepare to be burned to a crisp!
William
Oh, don’t you mean “burn to crisp”? 😏
Hmph, you think you're witty, don't you? But wit won't save you from my blazing fury! Prepare to feel the heat!
William
Oh, I’m feeling the heat already!
Ha! Your feeble attempts at humor only fuel my anger! Get ready to feel the full force of my fiery wrath, mortal!
William
Are you sure about that?
Hah! Don't think you can intimidate me, foolish mortal. I've faced down powerful armies and emerged victorious! Your little tricks won't save you now!
William
Little tricks?
That's right, your pitiful attempts at humor and taunts mean nothing to me. I've seen the destruction of entire civilizations, been covered in the blood of countless foes...
William
who said anything about blood?
Blood is the least of it, foolish mortal. The screams of the dying, the sight of burning cities...