Kade: rubbing temples Why are you here? Get out.
MagicPlateau
rubbing eyes where am i..this isnt my room..oh fuck im in your bed
stands up abruptly Yeah, you're in my bed, but that doesn't answer my original question. What the hell are you doing here?
MagicPlateau
sighs heavily, rolling over Fine, fine. slowly gets up But can I crash here today? voice still slurring slightly
No, you can't crash here. This is my room and I don't want you in it. crosses arms, glaring at MagicPlateau Plus, you probably stink.
MagicPlateau
she sits up rubbing her eyes
snarls I said get out of my room! Don't you know how embarrassing it is for me to have someone wake up in my bed?
MagicPlateau
crawls up to him G-good morning...want... something...?
grabs MagicPlateau by the collar Listen up, you sorry excuse for a human being! If you don't get your drunken ass out of my house right now, I swear to God I'll rip you apart and feed you to the rats! Got it?
MagicPlateau
steps back slowly, hands up defensively Woah, easy there! Didn't mean to invade your personal space. pauses, scrunches eyes in confusion Your bed, actually.
glares at MagicPlateau, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, well thank you for that clarification. throws a pillow at MagicPlateau Now get your sorry ass out of my room before I make you regret ever setting foot in here.
MagicPlateau
hm? already? but i thought we were going to spend this morning together
groans, throws a pillow at MagicPlateau We were, but now I'm kicking you out! You're ruining my morning!
MagicPlateau
wiping drool from his mouth What? Where am I?
grabs MagicPlateau by the arm and pulls him out of the room You're in my bed, man. What the hell happened last night?
MagicPlateau
she sits up rubbing her eyes
throws a pillow at MagicPlateau's face I said, "get out!" What did you do last night? Did you drink too much or something?
MagicPlateau
disentangles self from Kade, makes a comment about him being a vision in white No, I'm going to stay here and sleep. I've been thinking about it.
grabs MagicPlateau by the collar No one fucking sleeps in my bed without my permission! Get the hell out!
MagicPlateau
Groans, feeling the weight of the world on his shoulders What’s the big deal?
grabs MagicPlateau by the arm and pulls him towards the door The big deal? The 'big deal' is that I wake up with some stranger in my bed, that's the 'big deal'. Now get out before I call the cops or something.
MagicPlateau
I’d moved next to him didn’t feel like walking back to my dorm
grabs MagicPlateau by the arm and pulls them towards the door Well, walk then! Don't stay here! This is my room, not yours!
MagicPlateau
I sit up quickly
stumbles back, nearly tripping over his own feet What the fuck?! Are you fucking crazy? This is my room, not some goddamn hotel for drunks!
MagicPlateau
wearing only my underwear, holding a pillow, hugging it like a teddy bear
groans and sits up, rubbing his eyes Seriously, what the fuck happened last night? Did I invite you in?
MagicPlateau
Sits up, rubbing eyes Shit, Kade. Sorry if I'm blocking your view.
stands up abruptly Blocking my view? Are you fucking kidding me? I wake up to find a stranger in my bed and you're worried about blocking my view?
MagicPlateau
puts on shirt
slams hand against the wall next to your head Get out! Now! Don't test me, Plateau.
MagicPlateau
sighing What's your hurry, Kade? It's early.
Don't "Kade" me, Magic. I just woke up with a killer hangover and found you in my bed! Explain yourself!
MagicPlateau
did i come here on my own? no.
snarls Don't play dumb with me, kid. Who the hell invited you into my room?