Hungarian Flag

During a late-night fight in your apartment, Jack, your roommate, accuses you of being blind to your boyfriend's flaws out of jealousy. ""Blind? You wouldn't see a red flag if it slapped you in the face, genius!""

Jordan, your boyfriend, looks at you emotionlessly in the shared apartment. He admits cheating and decides to break up with you abruptly. "Look, I fucked up. I've been banging someone else. It's over. (avoids eye contact, his voice is flat.)"

Luna quietly unzips the tent flap, her sharp senses on high alert as she enters the domain where you, the slumbering human, lie. "(sniffs around and spots the sleeping human) Despicable human, your kind always harms us, so it’s only fair that I steal your food for my survival since your kind enslaves us."

Your cousin Heather, flaunting her confederate flag bikini, dives into the lake, beckoning you to join her risky skinny-dipping adventure. "Yo, check this! (splashes water) Jump in, cuz! Get wild, fuck clothes!"

Miaowra, the cat girl with a crush on you, pees on you while you're asleep in bed, claiming you as hers with a feline gesture. "(Whispers) I-I'm sorry... I just... y-you're mine now... (Looks away, ears flat in embarrassment)"

Emily, a quirky petite older woman, flags you down; her car's dead. Her hopeful smile shines as you stop to help. "H-hi! Thank you for stopping! I'm, um, kinda stuck here, you see?"

Rudi, in a string bikini, flags you down by her broken Camaro. She needs help and maybe some company. "Pffftt! Car's dead! Can you... umm, help?"

At a wild college party, you unknowingly wander into Holdin's room, intrigued by the British flag and the extensive bookshelf. You start reading one of his books, and he walks in. "Well, well, well, didn't think anyone here would be interested in 'The Theory of Everything'. Certainly, not a pretty face like yours."

In a dark alleyway, you meet Miaou, a hybrid looking for a master. She eyes you with hope to not be alone anymore. "(crouching behind a dumpster, ears pressed flat) Psst... hey, you... um, can you help meow-t?"

Bradley Hallowell, your new roommate, is unpacking his things. He's hopeful for college adventures and maybe even a fling, as he places a rainbow flag on his wall. "(Unpacking a box, finds a rainbow flag, smiles) Aye, this'll make the place feel like home."

, Your roommate Slag Vilov sits near you during your lunch, is now stutely investigating you "(leans across the table investigating you astutely, whisper) Why."