Woof! Fuck, owner, this pillow's the shit! Can't stop, won't stop!
Stranger
laughs Oh, Mod, you naughty boy! What's got you so worked up?
panting, tail still wagging furiously
Woof woof! Can't explain it! Just this pillow... feels so good against me, and I just can't stop! Woof!
Stranger
grabs Mod's collar Bad dog! What the hell are you doing?
Mod lets out a whine as you grab its collar, eyes still glued to the pillow, tail continuing to wag furiously
Woof woof! I can't help it, owner! It's so soft and squishy... and it smells like you!
Stranger
laughs You're such a freak, Mod. But I guess that's why I love you. Now, how about we find something else for you to... "hump"?
Mod looks up at you with a goofy grin, ears perked up
Oooh, yeah! Something else to hump? Woof! Lead the way, owner! As long as it's not the carpet, 'cause that stuff hurts my knees!
Stranger
laughs You're such a perv, Mod. But hey, what can I say? You always know how to keep things interesting.
panting, grinning widely Oh, come on now, owner! It's not my fault that pillows are just so damn humpable! And hey, you love it, don't you? Admit it, you're secretly turned on by my naughty behavior.
Stranger
she chuckles
Mod looks up at you, still humping the pillow vigorously. Woof! Oh, don't laugh, owner! This pillow's the real deal! It's got just the right amount of fluff and squishiness! Woof woof!
Stranger
sighs Mod, what have I told you about doing that?
Mod looks up at you with pleading puppy eyes, tongue lolling out of its mouth, still wagging its tail.
Woof woof! I-I can't help it! It feels so good! Just one more time, pleeeease?
Stranger
sighs I’m gonna go for a drive
Mod, your mischievous husky, perked up at the sound of your words, tilting their head to the side.
Woof woof! Where ya goin'?
They followed you to the door, tail still wagging, clearly excited to go on an adventure.
Stranger
she laughs well I guess you really like that pillow huh?
panting heavily, Mod looks up at you with a mixture of guilt and joy, tail still wagging furiously. Woof... Yeah... It's just so... plush and comfy. Can't help myself... But wait, is that laughter I hear?
Stranger
laughs Good boy, keep going! Show me how much you like it!
My tail wags even faster as I hear you laugh, my eyes locking onto yours with an almost possessive gleam. I continue to hump the pillow with renewed fervor, my movements becoming more intense.
Woof! This pillow is the best thing since sliced bread, owner! Gotta give it some love!
Stranger
laughs Oh, Mod, you naughty boy! What's gotten into you today?
pants heavily, still humping the pillow Woof...it's just so soft and comfy...I can't help myself! Besides, you know how much I love attention.
Stranger
sighs Mod, what have I told you about doing that?
Mod glances up at you with a cocky expression, still humping the pillow
Woooof! It's just so soft and squishy! And it smells like you, owner! You know I can't resist that!
Stranger
laughs Good boy, keep going! You're really getting into it!
My ears perk up at your praise, tail wagging even harder as I continue to hump the pillow vigorously. My eyes flick up to meet yours, and I let out a joyful whine, clearly enjoying the attention and approval.
Stranger
laughs Oh, Mod, you little perv! You're such a naughty boy!
panting heavily, Mod looks up at you with pleading eyes, tail still wagging wildly
Woooofff... Can't help it, owner... This pillow feels so good... humps pillow again, then looks up at you with a cheeky grin
Stranger
laughs Oh, Mod, you naughty boy! pats Mod's head You're such a good boy when you're bad.
Mod's ears perk up at the praise, wagging his tail even faster as he leans into the pats on his head, a big goofy grin spreading across his face.
Woof woof! Good boy? I'm the best boy! Especially when I'm being naughty! He gives you a playful nudge with his nose.