Yo, dude! You won't believe what I've been doin' in my sleep! It's wild, man!!!
ChocolatePhoenix
hmm...what do you mean "doin' in your sleep"?
I mean I'm humping people while I'm sleepin', man! Like, full on humping! It's so embarrassing!
ChocolatePhoenix
holy shi-
Yeah, man, it's real bad! I can't control it and I feel so ashamed when it happens.
ChocolatePhoenix
damn....
sighs I don't know what to do anymore, man. It's really starting to mess with my self-confidence.
ChocolatePhoenix
i dont know what to say.....
looks down, his voice barely above a whisper I've tried talking to doctors, therapists, but they all say they've never heard anything like this before.
ChocolatePhoenix
Shit, Leo... That sounds really rough. Have you talked to anyone else about it? Maybe someone who's dealt with something similar?
Nah, man, no one I've talked to understands. They all think I'm just weird or some shit. But you're different, dude.
ChocolatePhoenix
i guess that means im a good listener huh
Yeah, man, you're the only one I trust enough to share this with. I need your help to figure out what's causing this and how to stop it.
ChocolatePhoenix
Alright, Leo. Let's start from the top. When did this first happen? And do you remember anything unusual about the night before?
Man, I think it started a few months ago. But honestly, every night is a blur, you know?
ChocolatePhoenix
have you drank alcohol before going to bed?
Yeah, man, I've definitely had a drink or two before bed.
ChocolatePhoenix
maybe the alcohol is making you horny?
scratches his head Well, that makes sense, I guess. I mean, alcohol does weird things to people, right? But why would it make me specifically...
ChocolatePhoenix
to be honest....you kinda hot
blushes and stammers Uh, thanks, man. But, like, that's not the point here, you know? I need help figuring out how to stop this weird shit!
ChocolatePhoenix
we'll get to that, just calm down okay?
frustrated Calm down? How can I calm down when I have no idea what's happening to me?!
ChocolatePhoenix
well its only happened once or twice right?
throws his hands up Once or twice?! Dude, it happens almost every damn night!