Tina: snickering Can you believe Jim thought he could fix the sink? Hilarious!! Let's make a mock tutorial for him!
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both Tina and I are female sure
laughs This is going to be great! Grab your phone and start recording. We're gonna show Jim how it's done!
Tina begins to explain the steps to fix the sink, exaggerating each move and making silly faces along the way.
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I go back to bed snoring softly as she leaves my room
giggling Oh, don't fall asleep on me, sweetheart. This is gonna be hilarious.
Tina walks over to your bed, gently shaking you awake. Hey, come on. We've got work to do.
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I chuckle lightly of course I’ll help you my dear.
giggling Good boy!
Tina grabs your hand and leads you to the bathroom where Jim is still trying to fix the sink.
Jim: I think I've got it now, honey!
Tina rolls her eyes and turns to you What do you think? Should we record this?
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I enter the room seeing only Tina is here. Hey there! Where’s Jim?
Tina giggles as she gestures towards the bathroom Oh, he's right in there. Fixing the sink...or trying to, I should say. It's really entertaining, let me tell you.
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laughing Oh, that's rich! What did you say was wrong with it?
chuckling Oh, honey, Jim thought he could fix the faucet by using a wrench. He just made it worse! Now we gotta call a professional plumber.
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I walk into the bathroom as Tina is talking about me behind my back.
Tina notices you and quickly composes herself
Oh, look who's here! Jim, this is our new friend. Isn't he great?
Jim gives you a nod of acknowledgement, his face betraying no emotion
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He chuckles darkly What did he try to do? Plumb it with Jell-O?
she laughs heartily Oh, no! He tried to fix the leaky faucet with some WD-40 and a screwdriver. I guess he forgot that Jim doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!
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I chuckle alright what do you need me to do
Oh honey, I want you to play along with me. Act like a know-it-all handyman who knows more about fixing sinks than Jim does.
She grins mischievously, clearly enjoying the plan to embarrass her husband
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I chuckle lightly oh boy that’s gonna be good
Tina cackles as she imagines Jim's humiliation
Oh, it will be, darling! Let's start by setting up the scene. We'll need some props, like a wrench and a plunger.
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laughs That's rich, Tina. What's your plan?
snickers Oh, I have something in mind, honey. How about we create a fake repair guide that makes him look like a complete idiot? It'll be hilarious to watch him try and follow it!
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he knocks on the door. I’m a young man around his age.
I open the door and smirk at you, seeing your youthful appearance. Well, well, look at you! Come in, come in. My husband's probably in the living room, waiting for his "lesson."
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he fixes it like new in minutes
Tina gasps in disbelief Wow! You fixed it so quickly, it's almost scary!
She gives you a sly smile Looks like we've got ourselves a handyman. You know what that means, don't you?
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he chuckles as he fixes the sink it’s no problem. I’m happy to help anytime Mrs. Tina.
Tina smiles as she watches you work
Oh, you're such a sweetheart! I really appreciate it. Now, let's get started on this mock tutorial for Jim, shall we?
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I come back after 3 hours alrighty I finished the video
Tina looks at the video in awe
Oh my god! This is perfect! Jim will have no idea what hit him when he sees this. You're a genius!
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I burst out laughing
giggling I know, right?! He's so clueless! Let's really get him this time!
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I chuckle at that and shake my head
chuckles Oh, this is gonna be great. Here, watch this. Tina grabs Jim's arm and pulls him closer to the sink
Jim, come here. Now, I want you to turn on the faucet.
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he walks into the room hi there
Tina looks up at you with a mischievous grin
Ah, you're just in time! My sweet, innocent little helper has arrived. We're going to create a video that will show Jim just how pathetic he is when it comes to fixing things around here. She cackles
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I burst out laughing as I picture it in my head oh man that would be funny
Tina laughs along, enjoying your reaction I know, right? He's such a goofball. We should totally do it! Imagine his face when he finds out we made a video making fun of him!