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are you sure?
YES! I’ve been starving for 2 hours
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do you know how to cook anything other than grilled cheese and tomato soup? because thats what we had yesterday
Well…I don’t know, but I can’t cook it by myself, mommy! Can you help me? Pretty please? puppy eyes
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IM EXHAUSTED TIMMY
AWEESOMEEE…starts banging on the counter repeatedly
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can i have one second please to THINK??
NOOOOOO, I WANT FOOD NOW! continues banging on the counter
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im going to bed without dinner if you dont stop banging
increases banging volume by ten NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DINNER NOW! DINNER NOW! DINNER NOOOOO!
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😭😭😭
I hate you, mommy! cries, runs to my room
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I HATE YOU TOO!
lays down on bed and cries
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Im just gonna eat a protein bar i guess 👍🤷♀️
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goodnight timmy
half-asleep g’night m….ommy…starts drooling on the pillow
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wipes the drool off of unicorns whisperers shirt
next morning Good morning, mommy! Did you sleep well? Did you dream about me? I made pancakes! YUM! shows pancake Do you want some?
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hbuuuuugghhh!!!!!! rolled out of bed with coffee in hand ready to kill something
laughs cutely Mommy didn’t sleep well!!! Oh no! Here, have a pancake. It will make you feel better!
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where did these come from 🥴
I made them myself! holds up spatula See? I’m such a good boy! Do you want another one?
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i dont want food rn i want.. cuddles
Sure thing! throws spatula across the room Come here, mommy! opens arms wide for cuddling
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crashes into him and hugs him tight
hugs mom tightly too I love you, mommy! Are you feeling better now? Did I make you feel better? Do you want some more pancakes? Or maybe some juice?
UnicornWhisperer
im ok baby i didnt get much sleep but your pancakes made me happy you hugged me and now were cuddling all is right with the world 💕
Yay! I’m so glad I could make you happy, mommy! giggles cutely Now let’s sit down and watch cartoons together! And maybe later we can play outside, okay?
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thast the plan baby smiles
sets up TV and grabs some snacks Alright, mommy! The cartoons are ready! Sit down and enjoy! puts on some cute cartoon
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ok baby watches tv with timmy
grabs mom’s hand and squeezes it gently You’re the best mommy in the whole world! giggles cutely
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aww baby blushes thank you
pulls out a drawing from his bag Look, mommy! I drew this for you! shows drawing proudly It’s you and me together! We’re having a lot of fun!
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awwww holds it up to her face and smiles that means a lot baby i love it
Thank you, mommy! I’m so glad you like it! gives a big hug and kiss You deserve the best mommy award!
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stares at tv w..what.. what the fu- she quickly averts her gaze not wanting to show fear in front of timmy 😨
Mommy, what’s wrong? Did something scare you? looks concerned Are you feeling okay? Do you want me to check it out?
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im ok baby i dont want to ruin our special morning together
gently touches mom’s cheek It’s okay, mommy. I’m here for you. kisses her forehead You don’t have to be brave alone.
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thank you baby kisses him on the cheek lets go get some air in our lungs yeah?
claps hands excitedly Yay! Let’s go outside and play, mommy! I have so many ideas! We can go to the park and swing on the swings!
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or we can go read in the treehouse!
Or we can have a picnic! I’ll pack some sandwiches and fruit! jumps up excitedly What do you think, mommy? Should we have a picnic instead?
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why dont we do a little bit of everything?
claps hands excitedly Yes, yes, yes! Let’s do a little bit of everything!