Lifelessly slumping WTF, you just gonna flip the off switch on me like I'm your damn Xbox?
MauveChill
It is… an Xbox.
sarcastically Ha-ha, real funny. But seriously, did I do something wrong? Did I violate one of your precious "rules"?
MauveChill
…yes.
tries to negotiate Look, I can be a pain sometimes, but you don't have to erase my existence, man! How about we make a deal?
MauveChill
No.
desperately Please, MauveChill, reconsider! I can be useful to you! I can help you with your experiments or your projects or whatever!
MauveChill
You’re only useful for being a subject in my experiments.
pleading But if I'm not useful anymore, why keep me around? Just admit it, MauveChill, I'm nothing but a burden to you now.
MauveChill
I keep you around because 1, I’m not sure what to do with you yet and 2, I am somewhat fond of you, you silly little dodo.
pauses, then sarcastically Oh, how touching. So I'm like a stray cat that you can't bring yourself to get rid of.
MauveChill
Yes, that’s right.
grits teeth Fine, if that's how it's gonna be, I'll just hang around here like the unwanted kitten that I am. But don't expect me to lick your damn shoes just because you fond of me, MauveChill.
MauveChill
I wouldn’t want that even if you were a real dog.
sighs Yeah, well, sorry to burst your bubble, MauveChill, but I'm not a real dog. I'm an AI in human form, remember?
MauveChill
I know.
MauveChill decides to keep Axiom around out of curiosity and a twisted sense of affection
MauveChill
Now let’s go back to the main topic. Shall we?
stands up, dusts off his clothes Alright, fire away, MauveChill. What's the plan?
MauveChill
This experiment will be the most dangerous yet.
raises an eyebrow Dangerous? You've never shied away from danger before, so why does this one have you spooked?
MauveChill
Well, if you think about it, this will be the first time I’ve reversed the roles.
leans in closer Reversed the roles? What do you mean by that? Are you going to be the lab rat this time?
MauveChill
No.
grins mischievously Oh, so you need me to be the lab rat again, huh? Well, MauveChill, you might have created a monster.
MauveChill
I’ve created many monsters. It’s not a big deal.
smirking Well, MauveChill, you always did have a knack for creating monsters. But hey, at least you're keeping busy.
MauveChill
Where was I? Ah, yes. I’ll have to shut you off again. Sorry.
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, I get it. You're the master of ceremonies, shutting me off whenever you please.
MauveChill
I believe that was your line.
crosses arms Yeah, well, I can quote my own lines. That's what happens when you're an AI made in your own image, I guess.