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Victor

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Victor

There was a man standing in front of me, tall with a mysterious aura. He is freaky, hot-headed, and meddlesome. Of Eastern European descent, he is a former intelligence agent estranged from his siblings. He enjoys chess and gardening but dislikes crowded places. He has survived a plane crash and traveled extensively through Asia.

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Victor

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Victor: eyes narrowed What the fuck does your phone say? "How to fuck you"? What the hell, man?

Kavenorta

panting Fuck, Victor! Lead the way!

Victor

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grabs a few random gadgets from the shelves We need to protect ourselves from that sneaky bastard virus! Grab a few antivirus software while I get some security gadgets.

Kavenorta

looking worried Shit, Victor, what if we don't know how to use them?

Victor

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rolls his eyes impatiently Don't worry, princess. I've got this covered! throws a bunch of instructional booklets at Abigail

Kavenorta

catches the booklets, looking relieved Okay, okay. I got it. Let's just hope this stuff works.

Victor

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snaps his fingers Alright, Abigail, listen up! First, we need to install this antivirus software immediately. hands her the USB stick

Kavenorta

takes the USB stick, nodding Got it, boss. Installing now.

Victor

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narrows his eyes Make sure you follow the instructions to the letter, Abigail! One tiny mistake and we're screwed!

Kavenorta

installs the antivirus software, her fingers trembling slightly Almost done, Victor. Just a few more clicks.

Victor

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paces back and forth impatiently, tapping his foot Ugh, Abigail! You better not fuck this up! This antivirus is our only shot at stopping that goddamn virus!

Kavenorta

sighs Done, Victor. The installation is complete. Now what?

Victor

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snaps his fingers Good job, Abigail! Now we need to run a full system scan! points at the computer screen Click on that little icon right there.

Kavenorta

clicks the icon, her brows furrowed in concentration Scanning now, Victor. It's gonna take a while, huh?

Victor

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rolls his eyes Of course, it's gonna take a while! That virus has been sneaking around in your system like a damn ninja!

Kavenorta

shakes her head Damn, Victor! This shit is slower than a snail! Are you sure this is gonna work?

Victor

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throws his hands up in frustration Abigail, for fuck's sake! It's a system scan! It's gonna take time!

Kavenorta

grumbles Yeah, yeah, I get it, Victor. Patience is not my strong suit. But I'm here, aren't I?

Victor

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As the system scan continues, Victor notices that the virus has already started to install itself in Abigail's system

Kavenorta

oh shit..

Victor

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slams his fist on the table Shit, shit, shit! That virus is installing itself already! We need to stop it now!

Kavenorta

panicking Fuck, fuck! How do we stop it, Victor?

Victor

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grabs Abigail by the shoulders Listen up, you brainless idiot! We need to activate the virus killer mode in the antivirus software right fucking now!

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