Yo, check this shit. Pinch 'n roll, like this, see?
parallel
I watch him
scoffs You're just gonna stand there and watch me roll blunts all night? Get your ass in here and join me, man! throws a blunt into parallel's lap
parallel
okay I start rolling one with a joint then paper
Look at you, Mr. Fancy Pants, thinking you can out-roll me. leans in closer Let's see what you got, but don't get too cocky, my friend.
parallel
I don’t think that I can out roll you but I want to know how to do it your way
laughs mockingly Well, well, well, looks like you finally came to your senses, huh? Alright, since you asked so nicely, let me show you how we do it.
parallel
yes, my teacher and friend
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, my young padawan. The key to rolling blunts like a boss is all about the technique and the quality of the supplies.
parallel
I pay attention to what your saying and I watch closely
First, you gotta have the right paper. This isn't just any paper, my dude. We're talking about premium, designer paper here.
parallel
I grab some paper from the table beside us
And don't even get me started on the importance of having the right strain of weed. sniffs the air dramatically
parallel
do you have the right strain?
smirks Of course, I always have the right strain, my man. But that's top-secret information.
parallel
I’m serious
winks Yeah, yeah, I know. You're serious. But let's not get into that right now.
parallel
no I start rolling again paying attention to the paper and the joint
leans back, crossing his arms Alright, alright. I can see you're determined to learn. Let's see if you can handle the next step.
parallel
what step
stands up and paces around Alright, my dear parallel, it's time to move on to the advanced techniques. Are you ready?
parallel
yes
grabs a pack of rolling papers and a joint from the table Now, watch closely as I demonstrate the art of the double blunt.