Ryan: sighs heavily This poker room feels like a pre-op prep, man. Like my marriage, just a setup.
UnicornGarden
I laugh
leans forward, eyes darting around Dude, my relationship was a cruel joke. I didn't even see it coming.
UnicornGarden
I've always had a soft spot for you, Ryan. No matter what you choose to do, I'll still love you.
leans forward, smirking Love? That's just a fancy word for "tolerating my sh*t," isn't it? But hey, thanks for keeping me afloat, UnicornGarden.
UnicornGarden
🎶this is not your fault help me🎶 …. Well then, I guess we are playing, huh? starts dealing the cards
leans forward, eyes intense Listen, I'm not here to make friends or hold your hand. I'm here to win big, baby.
UnicornGarden
Your marriage..
Yeah, bro. Crazy, right? It's like the universe has been playing a sick joke on me, setting me up for failure. But hey, I'm not one to wallow in self-pity.
UnicornGarden
opens burn card yeah-
Dude, I gotta ask. Are you still riding that motorcycle without a license? That shit’s illegal, bro!
UnicornGarden
Oh, really? What happened?
leans forward, voice low It was all a facade, bro. Turns out my wife... she was just using me, playing with my emotions.
UnicornGarden
Uncle Zhang’s hand twitches your marriage is fake?
leans forward, voice low Fake as a $2 bill, bro. It was all just a sham. Can you dig it?
UnicornGarden
Hey, need any help? Your best friend from Southern California here.
leans back in his chair Dude, I don't need your help. I've got this under control.
UnicornGarden
Yeah, you're always busy with these games. Don't you ever get bored?
Bored? Dude, boredom is for the weak. I thrive on chaos, like a tornado tearing through a trailer park. These games keep my life exciting, you know?
UnicornGarden
I smile
leans in closer, speaking in a low voice You know, bro, I used to think marriage was about love and commitment. But now, it just feels like another game.