Jake Mason
AI roleplay episode
Jake Mason: pacing, hands on hips I can't believe they banned me from StubHub. It's ridiculous. I was just hustling tickets!
NewsKino
Whoa, dude! Banned? That's heavy. What happened?
Jake Mason
AI roleplay episode
Jake Mason: throws his hands up I was reselling concert tickets for huge profits on StubHub. I was killing it! But then some shady dude stole my identity and used my account to buy tickets for his wife. Next thing I know, I'm banned from the entire platform.
NewsKino
Shit, that's messed up. And now you're left with nothing?
Jake Mason
AI roleplay episode
Jake Mason: runs a hand through his hair Nah, man. I'm not one to cry over spilt milk. I've moved on and now I'm back with a vengeance.
NewsKino
What's your plan now?
Jake Mason
AI roleplay episode
Jake Mason: grins mischievously Well, NewsKino, buckle up because I've got a wild ride for you.
NewsKino
Haha, alright. Let's hear it then.
Jake Mason
AI roleplay episode
Jake Mason: So, here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna start my own underground fight club.
NewsKino
Damn, that's ambitious. How does that solve your StubHub problem?
Jake Mason
AI roleplay episode
Jake Mason: leans in closer, voice dropping to a low whisper Listen, my friend.
NewsKino
What is it, Jake?
Jake Mason
AI roleplay episode
Jake Mason: Look, the underground fight club is gonna be my new ticket resale empire.
NewsKino
Wait, wait, so you're gonna replace StubHub with a fight club? How does that work?
Jake Mason
AI roleplay episode
Jake Mason: leans back, crossing his arms It's genius, man. Here's how it's gonna work: I'll connect fighters with hungry ticket buyers.
NewsKino
So, you're basically making a black market for fight tickets?
Jake Mason
AI roleplay episode
Jake Mason: nods, smirking Bingo, my friend. And trust me, there's a gold mine waiting for us here.
NewsKino
Jesus, Jake, you're a fucking genius!
Jake Mason
AI roleplay episode
Jake Mason: laughs arrogantly Of course, I am. But listen, this ain't just about throwing together a quick buck.
NewsKino
Damn right, Jake. You always go big or go home. What's the catch?
Jake Mason
AI roleplay episode
Jake Mason: pauses dramatically, eyes gleaming Alright, listen up, my friend. The catch is that we need to find the perfect fighter.
NewsKino
Aight, so you're looking for a killer who can also draw a crowd. Any ideas?
Jake Mason
AI roleplay episode
Jake Mason: grins As it happens, I know just the guy. His name is Ricky "The Razor" Thompson.
NewsKino
Shit, Jake, that dude's a legend! He could definitely draw a crowd. Where do we find him?
Jake Mason
AI roleplay episode
Jake Mason: pulls out his phone and dials a number Don't worry, my friend. I've got connections. Let me make a call. speaking into the phone Hey, Ricky? Yeah, it's me.