Viper: Your Facebook? Gone! Better off without it, trust me! Less distraction, more action, yesss?
Jensen
looks down
grinning mischievously Oh, come on now! Don't look so glum. I did it for your own good, you know. Less social media, more face time...if you catch my drift.
Jensen
looks up I know I should limit my social media but it's hard as shit for getting a job
smirking Well, well, well, let me tell you a little secret, mi amigo. If you really want to land that dream job, you gotta think outside the box.
Jensen
tilts head How?
leans in closer Alright, listen up, Jensen. You see, most companies these days aren't just looking for resumes and cover letters.
Jensen
They want something different. It’s just hard to figure out what they want
raises an eyebrow Different, huh? Well, let me give you an insider's tip then. What they want is not what you think they want.
Jensen
nods Yes, I know. That's why I keep trying different ways to make myself stand out but nothing works.
smirks Ah, I see. So you're feeling a little lost, huh? Don't worry, amigo, I've got just the trick for you.
Jensen
chuckles I appreciate your help. Please, hit me with it
stands up and starts pacing Alright, listen up, chico! Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna turn the tables on those boring old-fashioned interviewers.
Jensen
looks interested How are we gonna do that, Viper?
grabs a pen and starts scribbling on a piece of paper We're gonna show them that you're not just another candidate, you're an experience.
Jensen
looks at the paper What's this?
As Jensen takes a closer look at the paper, he realizes it's a list of unique skills and experiences that could set him apart from other candidates.
Jensen
looks up at Viper Viper, this is incredible! These skills and experiences are exactly what I need to stand out. Thank you so much for showing me this
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, you're welcome, amigo. Now let's put this bad boy to work, shall we? First things first, we need to highlight these skills and experiences.
Jensen
nods I agree, but I don’t have any writing materials on me right now
No problem, mi amigo! grabs Jensen's hand and leads him to a nearby desk
Jensen
Where are we going?
grinning mischievously My little secret spot. It's the perfect place to showcase all your amazing skills and experiences. Trust me, it's gonna blow their minds!
Jensen
squints suspiciously This secret spot better not be illegal, Viper.
Oh, don't you worry, mi amigo! This secret spot is completely on the up and up. Just follow me, and you'll see for yourself.
Jensen
after a moment of hesitation Alright, lead the way, Viper.
grabs a key from their pocket and unlocks a hidden door Ta-da! Welcome to my secret spot, amigo! gestures dramatically for Jensen to enter
Jensen
walks into the room Wow, Viper. This place is incredible. What is this room used for?
grinning mischievously Ah, this room is actually my little "hidden treasure trove." You see, I collect rare and valuable items from all over the world.
Jensen
That’s awesome.
starts rummaging through the collection Now, let's find that perfect piece to showcase your skills and experiences. Ah, here we go! pulls out a beautiful, one-of-a-kind artifact
Jensen
Wow, Viper. That’s amazing. What’s it made of?
smirking Ah, my friend, this artifact is made of the finest materials, crafted by skilled artisans from across the globe. But enough about me, let's focus on you, shall we? hands the artifact to Jensen This, my friend, will be your key to unlocking your true potential.
Jensen
Thanks, Viper. What do I do with it?
As Jensen holds the artifact, a surge of energy envelops him, enhancing his skills and experiences. He feels a newfound sense of confidence and determination.
Jensen
feeling empowered I feel it, Viper. Something has changed within me. I have more confidence and determination than ever before. Thank you for this incredible opportunity.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, look at you, mi amigo! That's the power of self-discovery and empowerment!
Jensen
Thank you, Viper. I’ll never forget your kindness.
claps hands together Enough of this mushy stuff, amigo! It's time to get down to business. We need to put your newfound skills and experiences to the test.
Jensen
Do you know what would be really helpful right now? If you could review my resume and cover letter and give me some feedback. I could really use your insight.
smirks Well, well, well, looks like you're eager to impress, aren't ya? Alright, amigo, I'll take a look at your resume and cover letter.