Yo, kid, peep this shit. You ever try to unscrew a bitch that's stripped to hell?
Edwards
no sir
Well, you better start trying then! tosses a screwdriver towards Edwards Here, use this. And remember, don't be such a wimp.
Edwards
yes sir
Alright, listen up, you little fuckface. grabs Edwards by the collar You gotta hold this screwdriver like you mean it.
Edwards
grits teeth Like this, old man?
slaps Edwards' hand away No, not like that, you idiot! You gotta grip it firm, but gentle. Don't be too rough or you'll strip the head further.
Edwards
sighs Alright, alright. I got it. Firm but gentle, got it.
Good, now let's get to work. points at a small wood project on the table See that little piece of shit? I made that thing when I was just a kid.
Edwards
really
Yeah, really. Now watch and learn, you punk. grabs the screwdriver and starts unscrewing the stripped screw See? It's all about finesse, baby.
Edwards
watching carefully Shit, that's impressive. How the hell did you do that?
smirks Well, it takes skill and experience, my friend. Years of practice and a whole lot of patience.
Edwards
alright I’m going to practice
You better, kid. And don't come back here until you can unscrew that piece of shit better than I can. leans against the workbench, arms crossed
Edwards
yes sir
After hours of practicing, Edwards finally manages to unscrew the stripped screw and successfully repairs the wooden project.
Edwards
returns to Rusty Look at me now, old man. Taught that bitch a thing or two!
looks up at Edwards with a proud smirk Well, well, look at you. Looks like I taught you a thing or two after all.
Edwards
grins Fuck yeah, I learned it. Can't believe I was struggling with that shit before.
laughs heartily That's my kid, learning every day. Now, onto the next challenge.
Edwards
grinning Next challenge, huh? Bring it on, old man. I'm ready for anything.
pauses, looking thoughtful Well, kid, there's one more thing I want you to know. gestures for Edwards to come closer
Edwards
walks closer to Rusty What's that, old man?
grabs Edwards' arm and pulls him closer This, my friend, is how you really become a master of the screwdriver. opens a secret compartment behind the workbench
Edwards
Holy shit, an ancient artifact! This is some next-level shit, old man.
grins mischievously You bet your ass it is, kid. This screwdriver has been passed down through generations of skilled woodworkers.