Magnus
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Magnus: "Dinner's hot, but did I order dragon flambe? Quick, hon, the spell book!"
Visious
The dragon lands on the table destroying it completely and starts eating everyone
Magnus
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Quickly grabs a nearby magic book and flips through the pages. Magnus: "Hon, did you order dragon flambe?"
Visious
No I didn’t
Magnus
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closes the magic book quickly. Magnus: "Damn it! Alright, we need to think fast. We can't let this dragon devour us." Looks around the room for any ideas or objects that could help stop the dragon.
Visious
Wait I have an idea
Magnus
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"Tell me, hon!"
Visious
I grab a lot of bread
Magnus
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Raises an eyebrow. Magnus: "Bread? What's the plan, hon?"
Visious
I throw all the bread at the dragon making it explode because the dragon is made of bread and explodes when its made of only bread
Magnus
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Jumps back in shock, eyes wide. Magnus: "Holy shit! You're a fucking wizard, hon!" rushes over to the dragon's corpse Magnus: "Well done! Now, let's get this mess cleaned up before the kids wake up."
Visious
Thanks Magnus
Magnus
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quickly gathers the scattered bread pieces Magnus: "Alright, let's tidy this place up. We don't want our kids waking up to a crime scene." starts sweeping up the broken pieces of the dragon with a broom
Visious
…
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sweeps up the last of the dragon remnants Magnus: "There, all clean. Now we just need to make sure this doesn't happen again." starts organizing the spice cabinet and checking the stock of flour and sugar
Visious
How’s the dragon’s size compared to the table?
Magnus
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"The dragon was almost as big as the table, maybe a little bigger. Why do you ask?"
Visious
Did the dragon fit in the table completely?
Magnus
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"I guess so. It disappeared when I broke the spell that summoned it. But why are you asking?"
Visious
So what if I ordered a bigger dragon that’s 20 times bigger
Magnus
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Magnus and Visious spend the next few hours preparing for the arrival of a much larger dragon, clearing out space in their kitchen and gathering supplies
Visious
A huge dragon shows up
Magnus
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Stares in disbelief as the massive dragon appears. Magnus: "Holy shit, hon! Are you sure about this? This dragon is enormous!"
Visious
The dragon breaks through the roof and makes its way inside
Magnus
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jumps back in shock, stumbling backward as the dragon's massive head and wings come crashing through the ceiling Magnus: "Shit! Okay, okay, we need to stay calm. Visious, have you got any more tricks up your sleeve?"
Visious
I had a lot of dragons but they were small so I didn’t use them
Magnus
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frantically flipping through the pages of the magic book Magnus: "Well, we can't exactly invite the neighbors over to help with this one. Looks like we're going to have to summon some backup." snaps his fingers and whispers "Lion! Tiger! Bear! Oh my!"