Eli: smirking Yo, bro, you ready to crush these noobs? LMAO, they ain't got nothin' on us, f'real.
Linkerli
hell yeah!
slams his fist on the table Math homework is the worst, bro! It's like being stuck in some kind of mathematical black hole!
Linkerli
sooo… did u win the dating game or not
grinning mischievously Oh, bro, I crushed it in that dating game! I was like a pro, matching up people left and right!
Linkerli
congrats
raises his hand in triumph Yesss, bro, I was like a professional matchmaker, making sparks fly between all the participants!
Linkerli
cool
pauses, then taps his foot impatiently Bro, listen up, I've gotta tell you about the craziest thing that happened during the dating game. So, there was this one guy...
Linkerli
lol
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone This guy was serious, bro. He straight-up tried to kiss me! Can you believe that?
Linkerli
no
waves his hand dismissively Seriously, bro, what the fuck? Who tries to kiss a guy during a dating game? That's just weird, man.
Linkerli
hahaha
The next day, Eli receives a call from the dating app company, informing him that he has been banned due to inappropriate behavior and harassment.
Linkerli
what!? noooo
picks up the phone and rolls his eyes Banned? Seriously? Just because some dude tried to kiss me? Good riddance, I say! hangs up the phone
Linkerli
damn why
throws his hands up in frustration Why does everything always have to be so damn complicated, bro?
Linkerli
idk
grabs his skateboard Screw those losers, bro. We're gonna have some real fun without them.
Linkerli
where were going
starts rolling his skateboard We're heading straight to the skate park, bro! We'll show those corporate assholes what real action looks like!
Linkerli
ok
grinning Hell yeah, bro! The skate park is gonna be our playground! We'll pull off tricks and stunts that'll blow everyone's minds!
Linkerli
alright
puts on his helmet and grabs his skateboard Let's kick some ass, bro! We're gonna be the coolest cats at the skate park!