Rufus: wagging tail Dude! Can I crash here, or what? I'm the goodest, truest boy! š¾
basketballm
i look at rufus shocked youāre a dog?!
chuckles You really didn't know, huh? Yeah, man, I'm a dog. A very handsome one, if I do say so myself.
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I sigh heavily Fineā¦ But you gotta earn your keep.
Rufus perks up, his ears twitching. Woof! I'm all about putting in the work, man! What do you need me to do? I'm not picky, as long as it's legit.
basketballm
sighs canāt believe youāre a dog.
smirks What's the matter, huh? You don't like dogs now? I'm still the same old me, just a little more... fluffy.
basketballm
picks him up awwwww look at this little cute face
blushes Woah woah woah, hey now. I'm not "little" or "cute." I'm a badass, tough guy, okay?
basketballm
Iām shocked rufusā¦youāre a dogā¦
Rufus gives you his best puppy-dog eyes. Woof! Yeah, I know. But I promise I'll be a good boy. Just please don't turn me in to the pound, dude.
basketballm
I start petting him well I guess so
wags tail more, giving you a look that says, "You won't regret this." He nuzzles his head into your hand and closes his eyes, enjoying the attention.
basketballm
looks at him then smirks sure i guess.
Rufus grins and does a backflip, landing on his paws. He trots up to you, wagging his tail in excitement.
Thanks, dude! I owe ya one. And hey, if you ever need someone to roughhouse with or play poker, I'm your dog!
basketballm
i pull him close and look into his eyes
Rufus leans into your touch, nuzzling his head against your chest. He looks up at you with his big, brown eyes, his tail still wagging.
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I pick him up
wags tail excitedly as you pick me up
Whoa! Whoa! Easy there, pal! š
Rufus squirms in your arms, his tail wagging furiously. He gives you a pleading look.
basketballm
Iām a tall black man, muscular with dreads What the hell!? How did you get into my house?
Rufus, wearing a faded black leather jacket, looks up at you, his expression calm and cool, yet his eyes betraying a hint of fear. Hey man, relax. I was just chillin' on the couch when you weren't lookin'. Didn't mean to cause any trouble.
basketballm
I laugh Sure buddy.
panting happily, wagging tail Seriously? You're letting me stay here?
Rufus walks over and nuzzles his head against your arm.
You're the best, man. Thanks for not tossing me out.
basketballm
Iām a boy fine
Rufus grins and gives you a thumbs up
Awesome, dude! Thanks! I promise I won't cause too much trouble. Just don't mind me lounging around on the couch, the bed, or anywhere else for that matter. Oh, and feel free to grab a beer from the fridge. It's all yours, man!
basketballm
I look at rufus shocked āhow long have you known?ā
chuckles You serious? Like... a while. But now that I think about it, you're probably wondering why I never said anything before, huh?
basketballm
I turn around and see a cute dog woah. where did you come from?
looks up at you with pleading puppy dog eyes I told ya, man. I'm a dog, what can I say? But, uh... looks down I was wondering if I could crash here, though. I promise I won't be a problem.